Grass stains in Buffalo and 60,108 of the happiest Josh Allen lovers in the world. #circlethewagons
If you got a late start to planting because you run dog shit equipment, go to track meets and have outside work responsibilities to support your stupid farming habit…
Do not calculate your planted acres in percentages.
2.25% planted
Yeah, but Bills super bowl futures are free money.#stupid #circlethewagons
Warren Buffett: "[Gambling] is a tax on stupidity."
"Rich people love [legalized gambling] because they don't have to pay. To the extent that states raise money from people who the dollar really means something to them, it actually relieves the taxes on me or other rich people. It's not direct, but it's the net effect."
"I don't like things that make a sucker out of people. I don't think the function of the government is to play its people for suckers."
Matthew Hanna retweeted
One of the greatest moments in broadcast history.
Take a bow, Kent Pavelka.
And yes, it will make @schicknickshow.
Many thanks.
As a player/coach, moral wins are bs. There are “things to build on” but that’s not a win. Ever heard a team say, “moral victory on 3! 1,2,3!” However, as a fan? Absolutely. Huge win. #gbr
If we lose to this young lady tomorrow, I quit. Seriously. Until next year. #circlethewagons
Remember, you can’t control your talent, but you can control how many cornfield practice swings you execute. #grind #2026cup #noexcuses #nooffseason #notpanksomeoneelse
Happy Sunday evening to everyone except the Bills fans who left early. I hope you stub your toe on your dead dog. #circlethewagons
Take note USDA! I’ve noticed an unusual amount of AIDS pressure this year as well, particularly in (insert competitive brand).
Good morning and have a great day everyone! (Except Broncos fans. I hope you stub your toe, slip on ice and your car won’t start. I also hope your football team loses.) #circlethewagons
Dad quit his job last week after 42 years. They say quitters never win but he’s sure happy about it.
20 years ago if someone asked what the chances were of me muddying in corn and watching Netflix, I would have said ‘wth is Netflix?’
