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Today I'm following back everyone who hates Ted Cruz with a passion.
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And who is footing the bill for this unnecessary stunt? The taxpayers of course.
AF1 circles back over the White House tonight after its initial Halloween flyover.
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Holy hell. Abdul El-Sayed just ended Trump's name calling game. He turned the insult around, Saudis, Qataris, jet and all, and closed it himself. "Call me Senator after November."
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Good point … I’ve never seen Trump make fun of the Emiratis who stuff money up his ass.
EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet. He just seems to have trouble pronouncing it when it's my name.  I don't care how he pronounces my name. I don't even care that he remembers my whole name. Because he can just go on and call me senator after November.
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I don’t care whether Lindsey Graham enjoyed being called a "cock sucking faggot" while performing oral sex on a complete stranger. What I care about is that he was a national security risk for decades, and, if the Russians are any good at what they do, likely compromised.
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Ok, I guess now is a good time to announce my return to X... Burp! Enjoy.
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I don’t care whether Lindsey Graham enjoyed being called a "cock sucking faggot" while performing oral sex on a complete stranger. What I care about is that he was a national security risk for decades, and, if the Russians are any good at what they do, likely compromised.
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And, given that he was more likely compromised than not, how does that reflect on the legitimacy of his voting record and on his leadership of the judiciary committee that gave us Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Barret?
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When first reported, 2025’s jobs reports added up to 1.2 million new jobs. After revisions, the economy added just 116,000 — 90% less.
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Pete Hegseth demanded his team to bring Eisenhower's globe in his office, despite warnings that only historians should move the iconic globe. His staff dropped it and broke it.
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They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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So you knew he was a national security risk and did nothing? Fucking traitors.
Dear Democrats, This is why we called him Lady Graham. This isn’t an October surprise, we’ve known this for years. And blaming his sister for the fact Lindsey was a poorly closeted gay man, is only going to backfire. No one cares.
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Oh honey.
Best President in U.S. History!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Dear @katiezacharia — speaking as the world's leading expert on short White House tenures: turn off the news and go enjoy your family. In time you’ll realize that the Universe did you a major favor.
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Oh honey.
Best President in U.S. History!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Scaramucci’s record has been destroyed.
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Breaking News: President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired after less than a week on the job, according to people familiar with the matter.  nyti.ms/4yuECpZ
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"Never mess with nature"
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"Never mess with nature"
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Beyond disgusting! And btw- someone please post that video of trump in the Oval Office cowering when the bald eagle flapped his wings… lol.
A man dies and Trump takes time out of his day to actively mock him, all while his family makes billions off the presidency, oil prices and grocery prices soar and he bombs schoolgirls in Iran. Is this what you voted for MAGA?
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When you farted and thought no one would notice.
This photo should win the Pulitzer.
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