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Bullish Dollar Debasement 2025 / Bullish Neofeudalist Technofascism 2026 / Bearish Neo-Luddism 2027 and beyond

Joined February 2022
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I decided, given that we live in a simulation run by jokers, that the most hilarious thing to happen here is if the AI bubble top is marked by Cisco, 26 years after marking the top of the Internet bubble.
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So ANT's IPO goes from 100B + to a mere 68B. Of which 40% is being bought by Nvidia, AMD, and Broadcom, the unholy trinity of Asian AI Semibulls mafia - literally because ANT is their customer and they can't afford this to fail. And you still want to buy the Nasdaq because BTFD?
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This does not include the 43 Billion backstop that Broadcom has already provided to ANT.
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Imagine having Nvidia down 5% but the Nasdaq unch... Dispersion isn't voodoo magic. Or maybe it is when you have the balance sheet to hold prices where you need them until the US open. Today is going to be interesting, that's all I know. Which is a nice change for a Monday.
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AI bulls don’t even listen to the market anymore, they just write to you like this
🤖 Made with AI
Pretty lazy AI bear thesis from Citrini that misses the mark in a few important ways. First, Citrini essentially treats frontier lab ARR as the only revenue stream that must justify the entire AI capex buildout. This completely ignores the explosive growth in demand for open-weight models, as well as the enormous amount of compute being deployed for AI-enhanced advertising, search, recommendation engines, etc. Much of the economic value created by these applications doesn't explicitly show up as AI revenue on the P&L. For example, Meta is already generating substantial incremental advertising revenue from AI-driven improvements in targeting and recommendations. Yet none of that is captured by looking at frontier lab ARR. Second, Citrini conflates slowing % growth in AI capex with slowing growth in semis and optics. While capex growth is projected to moderate in % terms in 2027, forecasts actually call for a larger absolute dollar increase than in 2026. This distinction is critical because the semis and optics supply chains are already severely undersupplying demand. Even at a lower % growth rate, a larger absolute increase in AI capex could push demand further beyond available supply, deepening existing shortages rather than alleviating them. And when suppliers can fulfill only a fraction of customer demand, their revenue growth is primarily constrained by how quickly they can expand capacity, not by the % growth rate of aggregate AI capex. Consequently, semis and optics revenues could continue accelerating even as the percentage growth in hyperscaler capex moderates. For example, $LITE's CEO has indicated that the company can currently satisfy only around 30% of demand for its lasers, which gives them a lot of headroom to keep growing at a similar or even faster rate than they currently are for several more years, even as the % growth in capex moderates. I think Citrini's most legitimate concern is that lack of available financing and policy / permit delays could slowdown the buildout. My view is that policy driven delays will push things out a couple quarters, and not a couple years, and that capital will become more expensive but remain available for the foreseeable future. However, even if Citrini is right, recommending a short position in something like $NBIS strikes me as completely the wrong way to express that view, especially after the stock has already suffered a 60% drawdown. NBIS has already secured most of the capital needed to build out its targeted 1 GW of capacity in 2027. If policy driven delays / financing constraints significantly limit the broader data center buildout, NBIS would actually be a massive beneficiary as the resulting supply shortages drive compute pricing even higher. In such a scenario, pricing could conceivably exceed $50M/MW annually for several years. At those economics, the 1 GW of capacity NBIS is bringing online next year could generate enough NPV on its own to more than justify the company's current valuation. Just puzzling stuff all around. Anyways, just my 2 cents. NFA. DYOD.
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Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers. Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
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Let me know when the European Exo Traders with their French vaginas are done hedging their deltas so we can slam European semis to the ground where they belong.
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The financial machine needs ANT to go through without a hitch. So much hinges on this fugazzi. Yet with all the muscle being thrown at it, the Nasdaq can't hold an uptick. I'm not confident they will succeed in holding the facade for another 2 trading days.
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Asia gonna have a seizure at this rate...
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Look who they brought out of the woodworks for some semi pumping action right before ANT. I hope everyone gets what they deserve.
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The Anthropic IPO must succeed or the house of cards falls apart. Therefore, every AI related name reporting earnings will be pumped on numbers that are more or less exactly what was expected. Everyone wants this.
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China is the best thing that's happened for 3rd world countries in terms of raising them from abject poverty, and the worst thing that's happened to Western Europe's economy and freedom. There must be a way where we keep more of the good things and less of the bad things.
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Everyone knew on Sunday that they would try to jawbone oil prices all week. They still did it, and we still found a market that wants to believe it. 😕
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Imagine seeing rates testing highs on a weekly basis, ASSUMING that this is going to send a few dogshit companies to 0 as they fail to find refinancing at these levels, and be down 40% YTD on average because you hedged it by being long "quality" names that will survive.
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In a year's time we will all collectively wonder how the f*ck equities were so wrong for so long. I have none, I sleep well. I will have none until people start rioting.
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I have 1 now, Française de l'énergie.
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I genuinely wish I was basic enough to still be buying semis / datacenter stuff right now, because it's the first days of Q4 and I can't look like I'm doing nothing.
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I hope you enjoyed getting absolutely fucked in the face. I'll be here next time you try this shit.
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Replying to @Kasparov63
When you have a room-temperature IQ, everything looks like superintelligence.
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Sen. Lindsey Graham is dead
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The Russian plague story is to force Russia's neighbors to close their borders to the men fleeing the latest mobilization. Nothing else.
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I have no words for the Armenian national team any more. I am done. @ArmenieFootball we need to protest. HOW CAN YOU NOT SCORE ONE GOAL AGAINST CYPRUS DOWN TO TEN MEN
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Epstein has completely dropped out of the press
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