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Mizzou Journalism & TSPA grad. Hometown St. Louis Park, MN. Not a sugar cookie getter.

St Louis Park, MN
Joined January 2012
My favorite part of the day is when I get to change out of the sweatpants I’ve been wearing all day into the sweatpants I sleep in.
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RT and FOLLOW the @TwinsRetail account for a chance to win your favorite @Twins “M” Series Hat. One winner will be selected on Monday, June 20th at 10am! – at Minneapolis, MN
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When you finally win your college fantasy football championship in the 12th year of the league
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“You smell like beef” “I am beef”
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Always shocked if somebody hasn’t seen every episode of Seinfeld because I just assume they, like me, had seen them all by age 11 and also inflicted irreparable damage on their personality.
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This feels like the first time someone has been held accountable for their actions in five years.
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when more vaccination appointments are added
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Nothing brings Mizzou fans together every year like watching kU get boat raced in the tournament. You love to see it.
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That’s a sick joke putting Mizzou-N*rf*lk St*te in the same bracket
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A great poet once said, “Two shots of whatever, two shots from whoever.” Very excited to be broad day, no mask, close range (bop bop) with you all very soon. #DoubleVaxedUpOnAFridayAfternoon
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Koda's former roomie and very missed best pal is now his brother in fighting cancer. Having spent over 13K in the last 16 months on surgery, chemo sessions, and aftercare/scans, I can confirm this shit eats away at both dog and parent. Donate to Thor/David gofund.me/175af31f
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you just had to be there
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And then, on the 343rd day of March 2020, there was light at the end of the tunnel.
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Those “8,500 people” at Lambeau are awfullyyyyyy quiet now
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Minnesota sends their regards
Tyler Johnson just drew a pass interference penalty that probably just got the Bucs to the Super Bowl
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Guess we're done being subtle about it, huh?
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Animaniacs is the key to all of this
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Served Walter Mondale a hot dog
quote tweet this with a mundane experience you’ve shared with someone who is more famous than you (but you obviously have enough chill to leave it out of your twitter bio)
Every time I get winded after walking up two flights of stairs I convince myself that it’s the Rona until I remember it’s because I haven’t worked out in six months.
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