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Joined December 2014
finding out uzi dropped eternal atake and its even more beautiful than you imagined it
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YALL READY TODAY IS THE DAY !!!! FUCK NEXT FRIDAY WE DOING THIS NOW !!!!!! #ETERNALATAKE BABY PLUTO 🛸🌟🤲🏾
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We evolved to a point where playboicarti Minecraft parodies sound hard, all hope has been restored.
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Terrific movement from The Queen here. Gets behind the defender, goes one way then cuts back inside. Regal attacking play.
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To everyone who supported us. To everyone who believed this time was different. To everyone who wasn't afraid to dream. To everyone who knows this is only the beginning. Thank you. We hope we made you proud. #threelions
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So she’s gone, "aren’t you that meme guy from Twitter?" and I’ve said "well listen babe, you can call me what you like but Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar are sitting around in their pants and I'm bringing it home so is it my place or yours?"
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“attention Gotham, I want 100 million transferred to me before noon or I will poison the city and kill millions!” “Jay-Z, you see this?!” “already on it Thug.”
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Andy Murray didn’t play at Wimbledon in 1966 Andy Murray isn’t playing at Wimbledon 2018 It’s coming home lads 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 – at Ratby, England
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Top 10 best compliments: 10. You 9. Can't 8. Rank 7. Them 6. Because 5. They're 4. All 3. Equally 2. Nice 1. When you're up to bat at rounders and someone tells all the fielders to move back
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“Gareth, I know football’s coming home but my players have got families for fucks sake” #WorldCup #ENG
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Am not saying it’s coming home or anything but I had a dream we won 9-0 last night so what I’m saying is its definitely coming home
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Why is @DavidMeyler7 refereeing an England unicorn race on water?? Nothing else screams it’s coming home like this. #WorldCup
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