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Tweets from the front line of fatherdom. Ceding control to glorified Ewoks since 2008. RE-E-MAIN. WHEN THE CROWD SAY BO SELECTA.

Paternal damnation
Joined December 2016
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LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoGOAL #Wal
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The *real* Prince of Wales. cc @ClarenceHouse
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A very, very Good Evening Everyone!
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Today is a good day. It’s easier to be a parent this morning. Character MATTERS. Being a good person MATTERS. This is a big deal. It’s easy to do it the cheap way and get away with stuff — but it comes back around. Today is a good day. #PresidentBiden #VotersDecided
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I came to Four Seasons Total Landscaping to see if the president’s lawyers would offer any evidence of the fraud they have been alleging. They haven’t. So I’m leaving.
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Ben Bradley you say?
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New! We've made a video for our friends @PrivacyInt for their Free to be Human campaign - Cassetteboy vs Boris Vs Covid
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12 billion of our money given to useless sham cunts in the ‘private sector’. This boy nails it.
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Dying of coronavirus as unlikely as owning your own home, millennials reassured thedailymash.co.uk/news/heal…
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‘Brilliant himself, Boris will want to have brilliant men and women about him.’ Peter Oborne writing in the Daily Mail last year. teapawt.net/UKDemockery/status/118…
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'Glamping' just as shit as camping buff.ly/3hUYgVb
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#Hashdad retweeted
I know 2020 has been bleak but don’t despair because Judith has just invented putting things in boxes
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NEWS! Man claiming to have ‘number one all over’ actually just bald bit.ly/1KbUpiY
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Kinda surreal when the President starts accusing your 75 yr old friend of being an agent of ANTIFA. My friend Martin Gugino is an old man with cancer who is now in the hospital with brain damage after being pushed to the ground by a police officer he was trying to talk to.
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Following the Cummings saga in the UK, this is spot on..
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Grieving families have been split, funerals have been unattended, the dying have been forced to say their farewells via iPads, because people obeyed the rules to protect the NHS & save lives, and Johnson stands there defending that utter fuckweasel Cummings.
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Johnson playing the “good father” card to defend Cummings is an insult to everyone who followed the rules. Good fathers locked themselves in their bedroom to avoid infecting their kids. Good fathers missed their mum’s funeral. Good fathers went to work without PPE. #dailybriefing
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All of this is wild.
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