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Joined October 2012
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Replying to @ShivAroor
The Swiss President will probably Swiggy something once he reaches his hotel.
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Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass
What was the COLDEST line ever said in a wrestling promo? 🎤
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Geez, what's wrong with her acting here? Completely misunderstood Nikki as a character.
There’s something special about getting to experience a story you love in a whole new way, and we’re so excited to bring this to you! Kriti Sanon as the voice of Nikki and Varun Dhawan as the voice of Bear in Hindi, with Amar Kaushik bringing it all together. Obsession: The Original Uncut Version premieres 30th October, 7 PM onwards, exclusively on The Peacock Hub on JioHotstar.
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I have a really bad feeling about Chelsea and Arsenal. I know recent wins have been good, but Liverpool still are a work in progress. I say we'll know better about where this team is heading only by New Year's.
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If he's coming cheap and humble and is apologetic, sure. TAA is a cheat code.
Jamie Carragher on Trent Alexander-Arnold: “At the moment, he’s third-choice right-back for Real Madrid. When you’re third choice at a club, they’re obviously wanting you to move on. “I’d have him back. I think he made a big mistake leaving. But if something benefits Liverpool Football Club going forward, when you think of the problems Liverpool have at right-back… “Ronald Araújo has been fantastic, but we do have a problem in terms of the full-backs’ passing. We’ve definitely missed Trent’s creativity.” 🔴 [@WeAreTheOverlap] #LFC
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"We have Bruno" 😂
Case in point. Your fanbase survives on lies, revisionism and twisted narratives to make yourselves look bigger than you are. Inventing stories about Bruno while conveniently ignoring what Salah did to you. Our “decline” still saw us beat you home and away and finish 15 points above you. We have Bruno. You have Wirtz. 👍 #MUFC
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Have some patience. Dhurandhar 5 main pata lagega sab.
Guys, is there any reason why domestic flights are costing an arm and leg? Ab yeh kaunsa masterstroke hai koi mujhe bata do pls. Bhagwan mujhe bure din lauta do koi, yeh ache din ab digest nahi go rahe.
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Anfield reacts to the Manchester United full time score being read out
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Am I the only one who thinks he was absolutely great in Fan? Pretty solid in Raees too.
Chak De India was his last good performance.
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I'd like to think of myself as a fan, but no. Both Jawan and Pathaan were pretty mid. And I'm being really generous here.
Jawan teaser was nice, but #Pathaan teaser created a hype like none other. VFX was an issue but SRK’s one dialogue and intro was peak🔥
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I think a rusty teaspoon has more charisma than Prabhas.
Abey Oye Firangiiii 😎😎 INDIA’S BIGGEST REBEL SOLDIER Reporting! 🫶🏻🔥 Here is File No.25 - #FAUZI 🔥 ▶️youtu.be/ujzBbf9uqdY
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Always love a good slander name.
we are so so good but our chuckle triplets (guehi, donnarumma and enzo f) always bring us down
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It's time to think of and plan a future after Van Dijk.
Virgil van Dijk wants to stay at Liverpool. The ball is in @LFC’s court. The message above came to us this morning #LFC
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Beautiful.
World-leading cardiac surgeon Asif Hasan was surrounded by the children who received the gift of life thanks to his unerring skills at the emotional climax of another memorable Pride of Britain ceremony. 🥹 Now 70 years old, Mr Hasan has just retired after 35 years of service at the Freeman Hospital in Newcastle upon Tyne, but just after receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award, he had an extra special surprise: a cast of patients who would not be alive without him. ❤️
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Dead 😂
Bruno Fernandes spotted screaming at the bench, taking his frustration out on the advertising hoardings after being subbed off in Manchester United's 4-0 loss to Como... 🤯
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Lived in Gujarat for 12+ years. Gujarati food sucks.
only people who haven’t tasted gujju food beyond usual khaman dhokla will say this. There’s so much to gujju food wish more restaurants offered it beyond the usual thali
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If Michael Carrick gets the sack right there in Como, he can make a vacation out of it 🤷‍♂️
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Kindness may be out of fashion in this world, but it's not dead. After all, why else would Como let Manchester United score a pity goal?
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yes there will be up and down moments, but any fucking dope who thinks this manager aint making progress or showing signs is deluded.
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It's not a competition, Atul.
Patna Durga Puja easily outclasses Kolkata in pandal design, lighting, and pure energy. Kolkata relies entirely on old nostalgia, while Patna is actually putting on a grander, richer show every single year. There, it’s been said.
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