Featuring all weekend!!

Flying @SouthwestAir is like playing a shitty game of musical chairs.

Anyone struggling with depression or mental illness. GET HELP. You are loved and you are not alone. We lost a good one today. RIP @BrodyismeFriend 💙 #brodystevens #push

Featuring all next weekend!

We’re coming for ya! Make sure to get your tickets before they sell out!

This Halloween, scare him with something real...like “where is this going?” or HPV. – at Los Angeles, CA

My roommate and I are like a married couple who don’t have sex...so we’re like a married couple.

My niece just lost her first tooth and the tooth fairy gave her $5. I used to get quarters...inflation is no joke 😑

Tonight @SalsComedyHole 8pm!

"I will die alone, as an old jewish grandma, with plastic on my furniture." She thought to herself after excitedly exclaiming "Tweed is back in style!"

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo at @Hahacafecomedy! I’ll be telling jokes at 8:30pm!

Some days you feel so fancy doing comedy at an all expenses paid resort, but then you remember your uber driver is Paul in a minivan. #StayWoke

Come get stoned and giggle tonight and tomorrow! I’m at @redrockcasino in Las Vegas 4/20 & 4/21 8pm. #comedy

Condoms: for when you don’t wanna get comdon.

How girls prep for a date: ✔️obsess over outfit ✔️overanalyze texts ✔️Facebook stalk ✔️shave legs ✔️put on 17 masks ✔️repeat affirmations in mirror ✔️put on outfit ✔️change outfit ✔️cry to This Is Us How guys prep for a date: ✔️*Sniffs Shirt* ✔️👍🏼

The anticipation re how Jack’s death is revealed on This Is Us gave me so much anxiety I purposely held off watching it for like 2 weeks.

Real talk: Matzah is F-ing disgusting. Haven’t the Jews suffered enough? #Passover