@HaskellCEO

CEO of a Haskell company. #trust #leadership #applicative

Joined February 2015
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Absolutely gobsmacked you think these software "engineers" can identify the algorithms that were used when they can't even explain what a monad is.
Eric Weinstein
@ericweinstein10 Nov 2022
Hi @elonmusk: can we pay to see our acct. files and what algorithms were used against us specifically and collectively by the team gaslighting old twitter? It’s worth a year’s worth of $8 monthly payments to me easily. Even to find out that it was all just in my head. ;-) $96?
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Haskell CEO@HaskellCEO9 May 2016
Please don't make your life harder than it needs to be: you can be a Marxist or you can write backend services in Node. Not both. Please.
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Years ago, at a corporate leadership summit, I warned that the obsession with gaining functions would threaten humans globally. My purist programmers disagreed. Two years into the pandemic, I'm sorry to say that I have been vindicated. #BanGainOfFunctions
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Things you can do on your iPhone while flying first class: tweet about the evils of capitalism.
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Change nothing and just swap out the labels. It's that easy. #stonks
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Preparing a few slides for a talk I am delivering to Engineering. I am trying my best to bring this to their level.
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Kind of like how my programmers start talking about "mo nads" during our meetings without warning. I swear they have the humor of five year olds.
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You heard it here folks, it's time to build! TL;DR there's things we want, why hasn't someone built them?! Andreessen is as tone-deaf as his head is cone-shaped.
Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸
@pmarca18 Apr 2020
a16z.com/2020/04/18/its-time…

It’s Time to Build | Andreessen Horowitz

Every Western institution was unprepared for the coronavirus pandemic, despite many prior warnings. This monumental failure of institutional effectiveness will reverberate for the rest of the decade,...

a16z.com
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Five years later and nothing has changed.
Haskell CEO@HaskellCEO19 Mar 2015
idempotence - you not doing what I ask no matter how many fucking times I ask you
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Ah yes, these great United Countries of America.
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@Ella_RTorres
A is for Abelian B is for Bifunctor C is for Category D is for Diagonal Functor E is for Endofunctor F is for Free functor G is for Groupoid H is for Homomorphism I is for Identity Epstein didn't kill himself K is for Kan Extension L is for Lax Functor M is for Monad
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N is for N-Category O is for Opposite Category P is for Pointed Q is for Quillen's theorems R is for Retraction S is for Section T is for Terminal U is for Universal V is for Vector W is for Waldhausen category Carole Baskin killed her husband Y is for Yoneda Z is for Zero
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Cobol programmers emerging from retirement to answer the call. 🎖️
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👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻
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"I have to admit it, I laughed at Cobol for many years. I'm not laughing now." - Chris Bryans, unemployed
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That was from a later, patched version. The source I've provided is from 1.3.37-beta-biden.2
Patrick@pmylund10 Apr 2020
Replying to @HaskellCEO
"correct the public record kthxbye" is even better than what he said ("correct the public health")
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I have obtained portions of the source code that powers presidential candidate Joseph Biden's brain. I will be releasing snippets as they are approved by compliance.
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Randomly respond to questions on Hacker News with "I use org mode" to earn karma.
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