Hater

My summers been boring, I wanna get chased by this bitch

Racism is such a big component of American culture that we already have a slur for robots 😭

Kuwait, Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Doha, Bahrain while getting bombed by Iran for Israel killing their Supreme Leader:

Prince Andrew knowing he’s the only person listed in the Epstein Files that’s actually in jail

Iggy Azalea talking about she’s retiring from music as if we didn’t already make that choice for her

DraftKings needs a Replay like Apple Music does but for the players that fcked my parlays up the most

Walmart is having 100% off Black Friday deals for anyone who can outrun security

Billie Eilish somewhere rn dressed like a St. Lunatic

Somebody said Jayson Tatum is the LeBron James of Paul George’s and I have been able to breathe all morning

So we definitely just got an earthquake up by New Hampshire

Came to the hood for Thanksgiving and my grandmother like “ten cuidado que hay mucha delinquencia” like Ma don’t talk about my friends like that

“You unfollow people over politics?” Baby I unfollow people for randomly popping up pregnant on my feed, ain’t nobody safe

Tf was that Fat Joe

Why they just called Terrence Crawford “Kendrick Lamar” though 😭😭

$700 for a PS5 Pro?? That shit better be able to tell me if Lloyd said 5’2 or fine too

Day in and day out my Instagram algorithm does everything in its power to make sure I’ll never see the gates of heaven and day in and day out I keep fighting but

My favorite part about my job is I can openly say stuff like “that’s fcking retarded” and nobody bats an eye, especially when we’re talking about things the non-engineers have done

People who ping things like Fog and Rain on Waze lack self awareness

When NTG said “yo te soporto, no tiene que trabajar” I skip that part

We gonna need LeBron to go into “headbandless” mode