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Disciple of “Ball Security is Job Security” | Certified Bears and CW Believer | Illinois 96’ | Ryder #Somethings

Joined November 2020
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Bear down🫶🏾
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Why count us out #BearDown #bta
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Building something special
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Luther Burden bitch‼️
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Trade for Jeffery Simmons... IMMEDIATELY gets a sack. CHIvsSEA on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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Caleb to Burden III and the Bears cap off an ELITE first drive. CHIvsSEA on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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Troy Aikman when Caleb Williams throws a TD tonight
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#Bears GM Ryan Poles, on trading for Jeffery Simmons, says that going back to 2018, every Super Bowl champion has had a high-level DT—and believes that’s vital for a team that wants to win it all. (Fletcher Cox, Aaron Donald, Chris Jones, Vita Vea, Jalen Carter, Leonard Williams, etc.)
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Him and Luther about to talk so much shit man 🤣
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From my column two weeks ago
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Holy shit bro
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New #Bears DT Jeffery Simmons’ rank among defensive tackles this year: • 98.9 PFN DT Impact grade (1st) • 4.0 sacks (T-1st) • 38 tackles (1st) • 17.4 disruption EPA (1st) The best DT in the entire NFL comes to Chicago.
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Jeffrey Simmons completely changes the Chicago Bears for the next several years. He’s one of the best defensive players in the league. The picks don’t bother me in the slightest, as I expect them to be late firsts.
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Again, the final terms ... Bears get: DT Jeffery Simmons, 2028 fifth-round pick. Titans get: 2027 first-round pick, 2028 first-round pick, 2027 fourth-round pick. When I did my All-Pro calls last year, there was no more resounding first-teamer with coaches/execs than Simmons.
The Titans are sending DT Jeffery Simmons and a 2028 fifth-round pick to the Bears for a 2027 first-round pick, a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fourth-round pick, per sources. SEISMIC move by Chicago.
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Caleb Williams is the most accurate QB in football, according to @FantasyPtsData's Catchable Throw Rate And he's top-7 throwing to every level of the field
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Collin Dixon adds to the Illini lead 🤩 @IlliniFootball extends the advantage with another touchdown! Watch on @BigTenNetwork
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goodness gracious
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ROME MUTHAFU***IN ODUNZE
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