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Agent Clint Barton, also known as Hawkeye. All you need to know is that I'm a kickass archer. The rest? Classified.

Mostly up in my nest
Joined June 2012
Clint Barton retweeted
Exactly: "do not taunt Agent Barton with bird calls. You will not dodge whatever he shoots back at you."
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Stark, I need the bathroom at least three hours every morning for my hair. Once you accept that, in your heart, you'll know peace.
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Clint Barton retweeted
#NationalAssDay if we can't protect our ass you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.
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Weed is not a drug, it's a plant. Therefore, I'm not a junkie, I'm a botanic.
I have this Spidey sense that tells me when people are talking about me, you know. @CapAvengers @100PercentStark @HawkwardClint
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Clint Barton retweeted
Prove that he has feelings "@100PercentStark: @HawkwardClint Hey, hey...When I have sex with Pepper is because I have needs AND I love her."
"@HawkwardClint: Well, yeah, do you really think Natasha needs protection?" "@CapAvengers: Not unless it comes in a box..." THIS
Clint Barton retweeted
Received a text from Stark: What do you get when you place horns on a God and punch him in the face?... Loki the red nose reindeer!
Replying to @HawkwardClint
@HawkwardClint Stark Tower, actually. Fair warning, Tony took a video on his phone. #YouveBeenGoingUpAndDownForHours
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