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Dallas, TX
Joined November 2011
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This is why my roommates have to lock the door when they take a shower. ☠️
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This is tough. I like them both
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It’s Saturday so the stock market can’t keep going down.
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No matter how many times u get hangry, you always think ur anger is real β€” Plato
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how did i get so lucky?!? 😍
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You have to be mentally and physically prepared for Halloween in NYC
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When the flavor is out of this world 🌎 πŸ‘½πŸš€
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The funniest shark tank pitch I’ve ever seen
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.
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saddest thing I’ve drawn
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when the spicy gumbo hits
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Hayden retweeted
I was not sure when I would use this feature... till today. @elonmusk @tesla – at Janesville, WI
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I've always been a fan of moderation, but only in moderation.
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Sweet, smiling Tom Never deleted a post Never suspended an account Never rearranged a timeline You gave us everything and we forsook you πŸ˜“ – at Los Angeles, CA
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