@HaydenDonnell

Rosemary Dempsey, the inventor of Kiwi Onion Dip, is our greatest living New Zealander

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if you read some of my recent writing you can find subtle hints that I am getting a bit tired of the election campaign
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Postcode Apparatchik@MaoistStdEnOct 19
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Check out @HaydenDonnell's new article here: thespinoff.co.nz/business/20…

Kiwibank's response to the fuck Buck movement may have made things worse | The Spinoff

The bank tried to link sexualised posting about its mascot to real online abuse. Suffice to say, people are not impressed.

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"I'd really like to be recognised for my journalism outside of New Zealand" *monkey's paw curls*
john oliver quoting me on a Kiwibank's sexy sheep

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Tonight's segment of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver featuring the Kiwibank's Buck the Sheep:
Postcode Apparatchik@MaoistStdEnOct 5
Here's a clip of yesterday's episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver featuring Buck the Sheep.
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The Spinoff has redesigned the website and I'm very proud to kick the new business section off in style
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For all those who bullied me into this: congratulations, you win
Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot

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Please for God's sake read the story thespinoff.co.nz/society/03-…

Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot | The...

New Zealand's home for independent journalism, illuminating perspectives and good times.

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Kind of beautiful that NZ is having its first "no I'm Spartacus" moment and it’s about wanting to fuck a cartoon sheep
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Two huge exclusives this week, this is what I pictured myself doing when I entered the World of Journalism
Wayne Brown has nicked off with the CRL opening ribbon

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Headline: political momentum building for bringing back Big Fresh

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Imagine what it would be like if Mr Fix-It wasn't on the case
audrey young calling simeon brown mr health fix it

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north shore ed feral, patients in soiled beds

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wellington hospital patients wait for 24 hours

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second patient dead in waikato hospital toilet in two months

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Incredible things going down in Auckland
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Hayden Donnell retweeted
1News@1NewsNZ14 Jul 2020
#BREAKING Judith Collins new National Party leader - 1 NEWS understands tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zeal…
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I too am calling an in-person caucus meeting at 9.30am tomorrow to resolve discussions around my leadership
Christopher Luxon
@chrisluxonmpAug 11
It is clear from various media reports and conversations there is increased speculation about my leadership.   It is my firm belief that division and disunity are a major distraction only 90 days out from the election. I also believe this distraction is unfair to the New Zealand people, and dedicated National Party candidates, supporters and volunteers, when there is so much at stake.   For these reasons, this issue needs to be resolved quickly, and I am calling an urgent in-person Caucus meeting tomorrow at 9:30am in Wellington to resolve the issue.
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Huge things happening in the world of photography: NIMBYs have found a new pose to replace standing in the street folding their arms and looking fucked off. That's right, it's standing in the street giving the thumbs down and looking fucked off
Rich Wānaka people freaking out about three townhouses on their street

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Hayden Donnell@HaydenDonnell10 Dec 2021
Nothing encapsulates the Nimby spirit better than standing in the street with crossed arms protesting against the possibility of someone else getting what you already have
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Hayden Donnell retweeted
henry cooke@henrycookeAug 3
Maureen Pugh says she hasn’t caught up on the PM’s Rotorua comments bc she left her phone in Wellington all weekend.
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henry cooke@henrycookeJul 24
The new enrolment restrictions in a very tight election risk real damage to our social fabric. Column today:
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I also need to know how Labour feels about Paul Henry threatening to shag Winston Peters and marry Chris Luxon
Jamie Ensor@JamieEnsorJul 23
Labour is outraged by Act's Paul Henry saying he'd 'shoot' Chris Hipkins in a radio game this morning. Dr Ayesha Verrall has called it a 'death threat'. Henry's told us he is 'dumbfounded' by Labour's reaction and it wasn't violent rhetoric, but 'plainly humour'. Story below -
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Once again proud of my contributions to The Spinoff
Spinoff headline: What would happen if we all pooed into Auckland's new poo pipe at the same time?

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Hayden Donnell retweeted
henry cooke@henrycookeJul 22
here is chris finlayson with the text (pic credit @AnnekeJSmith)
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Act yesterday: NZ First is undermining the Indian free trade agreement with its xenophobic rhetoric Act today: our hot new candidate is the man who called an Indian politician "dick shit" and said it was "so appropriate because she's Indian, so she would be dick in shit"
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