Imagine being CZ for a sec
You are an old convicted felon
Your wife is not getting any younger
You're the most hated person in the industry
Your exchange keeps losing market share to this new competitor that came out of nowhere
Hyperliquid?
The founder is younger, smarter, more handsome
You're confident your wife has thought about him more than once, in what manner? who can say
And to make it even worse, he used to work for you
This "Hyperliquid" competitor keeps gaining marketshare and attention
Very good attention
24/7 trading? leader of onchain perps? CFTC license to trade in the United States?
What the fuck
Trump goes on national TV and starts saying "Hyperliquid"
ICE partners up with TradeXYZ?
Stanley Druckenmiller creates an X account just to shill Hyperliquid?
Elon Musk joins in???
HYPE starts climbing up to $100
什么鬼!!!
It's time to do what you do best
Liquidate the market again and blame it on a "hack"
The root cause? Simple, no one will question it
Just say our DevOps engineer left their laptop open in a Luckin Coffee shop
Explosive diarrhea from uncooked shrimp wontons
Everyone can relate
We could risk $6B in a "hack" to make it look real
Coordinate with Tether and Circle to freeze most of it
User recovery funds handles the rest!
Entire market starts nuking and HYPE falls from $97 to $90
CZ and Binance will do everything possible to stop Hyperliquid from growing and shift attention back to them
Remember 10/10 happened because Hyperliquid hit open interest all time highs and Aster completely failed
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the pyo army is getting ready. ♡
different faces.
different stories.
one little world.
Pyo World Order.
🤖 Made with AI
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for all the builders out there. ♡
if you’re building something interesting and there’s a way to include our holders, pyo is always happy to support you.
our dms are always open for builders on robinhood.
let’s build things together. ♡
The art market is missing from RH. But what exactly is it? It's riggles. @riggles teapawt.net/itsriggles/status/2089…
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Betty and Psych and @Deadfellaz are some of the best things web3 has going for it. And they’re all in the same project. How people don’t see that is beyond me.
Very happy with my @chainraiders bowtie! First NFT I minted in months and kinda reminds me of a snazzy StonkBroker.
I’m done with people pretending to have mutual respect for me for them to immediately turn the second there is opportunity for engagement at my expense. I don’t like to whinge publicly about the abuse I receive here, because when I give oxygen to it, it tends to get a lot worse - but it has been an astonishing amount both publicly and privately over the years that has multiple times spilled out into the irl as actual danger.
If you’re facilitating that through inflammatory and incorrect bait posts, you’re part of the problem and I’m disheartened at the amount of bullshit people building anything at all have to face here. There is room for honest and respectful criticism and debate, but there is a painful double standard and most of you won’t acknowledge that because you’re either benefiting from it or you’re too scared to call out anyone other than a woman.
If you have an issue with me, speak to me. I’m not going to talk about this anymore because I’ve already given it too much attention and I’m busy BUILDING FUN AND COOL THINGS.
Thank you.
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Congratulate mints you missed. Doors you did not enter still opened for someone. - The Book of Neighbors
... Late Stage Archetypes ...
mint it August 18th. latestage.app
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826 activated pyo's
i see my previous message was not taken seriously so i have upgraded my communication methods
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The vault is open. 🏦
Are you worthy of becoming a reserve?
Reserve your seat: thefelinereserve.com
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Amazing commitment. ✊🏛️
$epik has a killer community and they’re all mobilising around @pantheonvaults like a single coordinated entity.
It’s only a matter of time before the supply/demand pressure catalyses into some exceptional outcomes.
Just staked all $60k of my solana:3BgwJ8b7b9hHX4sgfZ2KJhv9496CoVfsMK2YePevsBRw bag.
Keep doing your thing @rektmando
Blockchain provides the truth layer, but without trust it’s still facilitates crime, this is especially true for memecoins. @rektmando looks to be the man for this, accumulating his own token for three years, for no other reason than giving back 🙌. @educkcoin is the trust coin

























