No room for new ideas when you think with your mouth. Voted world’s best cat dad eight years running. Lazy hack writer. #RollTide
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I was a deboer defender until this season. The issue is that this is the first season with *his* guys and it’s the worst team he’s fielded since being at Bama. I can admit that I was wrong about him and that it’s evident that he isn’t a fit for the SEC.
Counterpoint: how about you suck my fat dick
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The team behind ‘AMERICAN DAD’ have made a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart.
“We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny.
Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.”
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THIS IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL TOUCHDOWN CELLY IN #NFL HISTORY BY JOSH JACOBS.
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Also call me woke but I don’t think you should see the field the same day after you have to leave the game to go to the hospital
Sometimes you gotta look at the analytics and realize that you have way more context than the computer
