Official Head Hazers ML coach, who looks to change the game of Marble Sports forever!
Future City of Champs, ML
Joined August 2022
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Hello, marbles and hoomans, I am back. The name is Hazy, and I'm the former captain of the Marble League team the @RealHazers. I'm currently on a sabbatical and have yet to return, but I'll be active and support the team in #M1S4, and one day, I. WILL. BE. FREE.
Cloudy and Misty looking well on the track here, but my boy Smoggy is looking to reclaim his spot on the Marbula One roster. Foggy and Murky look to prove themselves as contenders for the spots to. It’s gonna be a tough decision but I know no matter who it is, it’s gona be great!
Give us @Pokemon Marble League pls
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Lying in my bed knowing we’re going to the qualifiers. Ya think we can make it? Hoping so. If we don’t, we can do it all over again in the showdown, and in the meantime, we’ll root for the @JMR_Kobalts because they’re our backups here. Can’t wait. #InOurHazyment
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I’ll still be a Hazer for life and I always will be, but being a Kobalt is just as much fun! #InOurHazyment
Hazy is a khristened Kobalt, because coach @JMR_Smokey made him from the start! He and the @RealHazers can roll with us anytime! Hazers Country, let’s ride! #InOurHazyment
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Just found my blue brothers over at @JMR_Kobalts. Give them a follows, ay? They even offered to invite us to their parade around Zuro via @JMR_Smokey, as we’ve developed a friendship with them since my old man’s hire. Glad to be part of the party! Let’s win things next year!!!!!!
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Congratulations, @Kobalts_JMR, you just won the Marble League! What are you gonna do next?
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Knew that my man would make it a success from the start! Congrats to the @Kobalts_JMR for winning the ML title! From the Hazers coach to my predecessor, we’re #InOurElement like you guys are!
Yesterday was the greatest moment of my coaching career so far. Ready to get another one heading into the home stretch! Let’s win this thing! #HazeAmaze
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All this extra work we put in and yet we still don’t get 15th place in Block Pushing. Gonna have to do something if we’re gonna go one place above where we usually are. We must push on! (No pun intended)
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Nvm make that quadruplet #JakaScarlet
Thank you Portland, the Melonheads team, and most importantly my amazing community who has given me the opportunity to do the things I love❤️I'm so excited to see what the future holds!⚾️
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Completing the trilogy here don’t mind me #JakaScarlet
Shipping you and your soon-to-be husband like watermelon and pickles! #JakaScarlet (# combo of Jacob and AkaScarlet) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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Even more #JakaScarlet because why not
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I shop the both of you together and you deserve to be married, and therefore I give my blessing! #JakaScarlet (Sorry bad # but it’s basically you and Jacob’s names together because I literally ship you two together lol) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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Came here from watching a hooman sport for once! Feel bad for the Melonheads but at least some good cane out of it, especially this moment here. @RealHazers for the ML, and the @picklesbaseball for baseball! And ngl, even tho it was lopsided, @akascarletVT is MVP for the Melons!!
she threw the first pitch... he threw the question
Congrats @akascarletVT and Jacob!
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Oh. My. Blueness. Even with a silver (no disrespect to @JMRMellowYellow), the @Kobalts_JMR have had the greatest event in not just franchise history, but Marble League flipping history. Thank you to my former boss @JMR_Smokey for making this rebuild (so far) a success.
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