#HeadOfState™

It's hard to be positive in a world full of negativity.

Slap the booty hard. Then, just give her that look. -> 😏

Cute girls smoke for free.

When your crush calls you a good friend...

Revenge, because karma is too slow.

Don't be a little bitch who bitches all the time. Bitch.

If you give fucks you get fucked.

Twitter is just a place where people can talk to themselves..

After I fuck your bitch..

#YouCanStayIf you wake me up like this.

Help me break my bad habits. Don't label me as one of yours.

Never forget who was with you from the start.

When the McDonald's commercial says the McRib is back but you're on house arrest..

When bae drives off and you realize you forgot your phone in the car..

Current relationship status:

When your crush says, "you're such a good friend.."