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Willard Urkel Smith 😎 retweeted
Ion give a fuck what you use to do, yeen finna treat me any kind of way. I’m somebody grandson.
Willard Urkel Smith 😎 retweeted
A IGN elegeu Michael Myers como o vilão de filmes de terror mais icônico de todos os tempos. 🔪
Willard Urkel Smith 😎 retweeted
Kerry Washington when the script says she's sleeping w a yt politician and cheating
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No zombie movie has topped this intro.
Willard Urkel Smith 😎 retweeted
Eddie Murphy Calls Out Jerry Seinfeld for Saying Bernie Mac Was the Best Comedian He’d Ever Seen And Couldn’t Believe He Put Him on Comedy’s Mount Rushmore
Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to object, but I am a huge fan of Bernie Mac. I love Bernie Mac.”
“I told you, I thought Bernie Mac was one of the funniest to me.”
Eddie Murphy: “No, no, no. You didn’t say ‘one of.’ You said you thought he was the best that you’d ever seen do it.”
“I said, I love Bernie, but the best? If you told anyone else that you thought he was the best, they would go, ‘Really?’”
“We were doing our comic Mount Rushmore. We were saying, which comedians would be on Mount Rushmore?”
“We were saying, like, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce… and then he goes, ‘Bernie Mac!’ And I’m like, what the fuck?”
“And I love Bernie, but on Mount Rushmore? That’s…”
Willard Urkel Smith 😎 retweeted
Damon Wayans Jr. exposes the truth about how Black celebrities vs. white celebrities act behind closed doors
"That’s when I realized the difference between how Black celebrities have fun and white celebrities have fun was on the set of Other Guys"
"We got Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. I got really close with them, right? And so close that they had this poker night... he would rent this nice hotel room and had a dealer and open bar"
"I remember showing up for the first time and it was like Will Ferrell, it was Adam, a couple other celebrities… zero bitches, right? And so this is before I was married, right? Zero bitches"
"So I go up to Will and I’m just like, 'Hey man, where the hoes at?' He’s like, 'Hoes? Um, I’m married.' I was like, 'Oh no… but like, where the hoes at?' He’s like, 'No, we’re just going to play poker'"
"I just wasn’t used to it, you know? ‘Cause like, you know, Uncle Marlon… he got hoes everywhere. He bring hoes to the dentist"
"Yeah, that nigga die, he bring bitches to heaven. Like, 'What’s up, God? Me plus three. Can we get them some wings?'"