Humanitarian.
Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪
Joined July 2017
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Imagine if Ebola hit Kenya today…..are we truly prepared? Without proper facilities, the losses would be devastating. The US setting up this base isn't just about them,it’s a critical lifesaver for Kenyans. Prevention is better than cure. Partnering for our health security is a major win for all Kenyans.
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We know the victims full names and her mum. I am curious about Karis' full name and his mum and dad. Hizi kesi zimenichosha.
I feel like death is not a bad punishment for Karis.
Lenah: My 10-year-old daughter was raped na akadungwa kisu by my landlord's son who was over 35 years old. Kutoka 2022 hadi sai bado kesi inaendelea.
#TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat
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Totally agree. I think it will also help us understand where we are failing security wise. We will not judge. Especially not for the kids.
Also , if kids are found safe, kindly normalize letting the public know the full details. Where they were found, with whom and the condition they were found in. 🙏🏾
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PETITION TO EPRA TO RELEASE SGS REPORT ON GAS CYLINDER EXPLOSION IN BURU BURU - Sign the Petition! c.org/6gqFWWXBVh via @ChangeOrgKE
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@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care nirudishieni mpesa app please. One app inanisumbua aki. Mambo ni mingi hii Kenya, staki stress ya mpesa.
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What happened to basic human rights?
What happened to treating people with dignity?
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Lakini lawyers nyinyi....
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million.
Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.
The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million,
he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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Yani kisumu uber inaonyesha 290 but wanakuambia ulipe 800. Then I tried bolt, bolt inasema 500, I am being asked to pay 1,000. Nimechoka tu. @uber_kenya what is the issue? Na by the way sometimes you pay double what is in the app juu unalipia driver return. I am tired.
@QuickmartKenya aki I'm officially done with you.
Nanunua maziwa yenu, I chemsha it the same day napata imeharibika. I go 5o the customer care desk to let them know. Wanasema nothing can be done juu sina receipt. 5 ltrs of milk mind you. Mnataka nipike chai na mala?
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Oh...
So Kenya.
#RutoMustGo
A "kakistocracy" is a system where the government is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.
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@nakumicha_s na @charlruto hii ni nini Sasa?
ION some people will steal lots of money and still but funny looking wigs.
Some people just look like rats jahmani.
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@BillGates fanta hii kitu huko kwenu na @WilliamsRuto can come and help you implement. Leave us alone.
This is the kind of maendeleo we don't want.
#RutoMustGo
#ZakayoShuka
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