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My friends and I having deep conversations
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When your friends ask what you plan to do if you’re not going out
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When your friends ask what you plan to do if you’re not going out
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Me: I want to be in a respectful relationship! Also the guys I date:
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How I wanted my How I want my Batman & Robin Batman & Robin as a kid as an adult
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How I explain bottoming for the first time to straight people
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Me after taking a massive dick
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Me bathing in holy water after a Halloween weekend of gang bangs abs heavy drinking
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When he’s cooking more than just dinner
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Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone’s Son:
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Interviewers: Why do you want this job? Me:
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“2026 will be my year!” Me By June:
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