@Helix_W

CEO & Founder of Vocation Software Ltd @vocationmw A free man.

 Blantyre City, Malawi
vocation.mw
Joined February 2012
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Excel spreadsheet is a database if you tried hard enough LOL
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"Every right we have was won by people who didn't ask for permission". Good one
the Juice Media@thejuicemedia2h
The Government™ has made an ad about the protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.🌍🌎🌏
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Kagwele uko 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Street Lawyer@ElenimoC1h
They're cooking @Helix_W my goat. No way!
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I would like to apologize to everyone for the recent comments that I made. They were insensitive and I take the full responsibility for sharing them. And I will ensure that in the near possible future I shall continue to share those comments even more!
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I done pissed off y'all niggas so much 🤣🤣
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Mmalo moti muzikasaka fuel uko LOL
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Still don't care how y'all feel this is my truth 🔥 LOL
Mr. Helix@Helix_WOct 24
Uneducated people should never vote.
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Savagery!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sanju Choudhary
@saaaanjjjuuu5h
Samsung literally mocked Apple's first foldable in every possible way 😭
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Za rubbish zenizeni he's all over the place
HOPKINS@Hopemalopa16h
DPP Secretary General Peter Mukhito writes....
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Noooo these Lives 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guape Plug Clips
@GuapePlugClipsOct 22
Yuntie pulls up on Mike about his connections with Tamar Braxton and it gets Hilarious! 🤣🤣😂😂
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One of our websites aboma is clearly built with WordPress. They have to do something about that quickly.
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This PHP chaos is very serious. It literally threatens banks and other institutions. 70% of the internet is now vulnerable
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They use the youth to push their selfish party goals
Mr_Jay_265@mrJay26517h
Replying to @Hopemalopa
Apparently this was before the incident, was planned I suppose
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Underated tweet!
Mr. Helix@Helix_W15h
Malawi's democracy is strong once every 4 years. Not everyday
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Eyo... Whats going on in America?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ17h
#AirForceOneBARBIE ✈️
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Damn bro it's not that deep... LMAO 😂😂😂
Mr. Helix@Helix_WOct 24
Uneducated people should never vote.
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Malawi's democracy is strong once every 4 years. Not everyday
Ayimbi Vol.1@AudioRockSwisha15h
Malawis democracy is strong. Malawians always defend democracy. We have overturned elections. Bakali failed in his bid for 3rd term. Joyce Banda became president. We are not cowards about our democracy. Maybe other things.
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It's tragic how we romanticise western ideas that seem to not fit nor serve us very well. Very sad
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You ain't seen Big Michael Michael 😂😂😂😂
1Plan 🤫✌️@Siwinda_JnrOct 25
No amount of pressure will make me love TikTok😂😂
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The programming language you master is like a career path within in a career path. Choose it wisely
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