GG Hellderman

High as shit and full of grits

They putting Reba on this

McDonald’s sprite got me feeling different

I may be a NYC 7 but I’m a Scarowinds 10 (South Carolina side)

Damn RIP Seminole Wind

Using Diet Coke as a performance enhancing drug

Ordered a rifle and ammunition through instacart

Hunting Wild Life with Camera, No Flashlight

To the vast number of people whose days are passed under the increasing restrictions of massed humanity, the relief and benefit gained from a sympathetic contact with wild nature, especially in congenial companionship, lends to life an interest of inestimable value.

Been looking too good about to show my barber this picture

Gardening while listening to Seal, transcendent experience

Fantasy Football in actuality sucks. If it were really my “fantasy” then I would have the best players competing alongside the looney tunes. The other team would be monsters.

How about ‘You Can Sea Everything’ and it’s about our beautiful and vast marine ecosystems

Wdym disinformation?? I’m spreading dis information to your dumb ass fr

When I smoke a cigarette alone it’s like I’m having a nicotine craving but for hanging out and shooting the shit

I wonder how many art heist plots begin with thinking “This would look sooooo sick in my living room”

This was the 2015 profile pic of a guy on Facebook defending flock cameras

Having access to a McGriddle sandwich in my early childhood would have completely altered the trajectory of my life

I was ejected from the Newport Folk Festival softball game for calmly telling the umpire I would bury his family under a barn