Reporting to you about the Galactic War. Malevelon Creek & Draupnir vet. OSINT. Created by @analyzeeducate. Inspired by @All_Source_News
Super Earth, Sol System
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Breaking: Terminids break containment! On TCS Barrier Planets the bugs have begun to display hyper-reproductive adaptation and resistance to Termicide.
Are the disgraced scientists who developed it to blame?
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The missing 'decimal separator' plug-in for the Galactic War map was recently recovered in an encrypted SSSD Hard Drive.
Super Commas have been to your Ship's systems, making it easier to read the inspiring number of Helldivers that have sacrificed their lives for liberty.
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Top Tip: You can earn extra Citizenship Points by reporting any unpatriotic talk you hear to your Democracy Officer.
One less dissident for Super Earth could mean one more doctor's visit a year for you!
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SE High Command would like to dispel any rumours that our Eagle pilots have been physically augmented to better perform their duty.
If you see any personnel with unauthorized body modifications, they may be an Automaton dissident. Stay vigilant, Helldivers.
📎: magisterium_art
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Outnumbered on the battlefield? Remember Super Math:
Every Helldiver is an army of one.
So a squad of Helldivers is equivalent to FOUR armies.
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PSA: it is considered high treason not to salute when raising the Super Earth flag 🫡
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Promotion News: The R&D intern that suggested making a pistol that fires grenades instead of bullets has been posthumously promoted to Sergeant for their ingenuity.
(They were, understandably, executed for making an unauthorised suggestion to a superior)
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It has come to the attention of Super Earth High Command that official SUMY Corporation Frozen Yoghurt salesmen have been deliberately targeted while on the battlefield.
This man is your friend! He fights for your freedom, librrrrrty, and frosty treats!
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Helldivers!
Our galactic war systems are suffering a minor outage after the destruction of a long-range array on Vernen Wells. During this time, your liberation efforts may not be tracked and progress may not display properly. Our teams are looking into the issue as we speak!
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Patriots have asked whether Terminids or Automatons are a bigger threat to Managed Democracy.
The answer is simple: yes.
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2 billion bugs dead in less than a day.
Helldivers, Terminid planets run red with liberty thanks to this inspiring display of pre-emptive self-defence.
Your designated [loved one/relative/pet/neighbour] on Super Earth has been informed of your bravery.
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Memorandum for: Helldivers
Subject: Acquisition Centre Superstore
Here are the latest Body Armour and Helmet offers available. Democracy at an affordable price.
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Sweet liberty!
Look at this superb Helldiver cosplay from @Galactic_Armory
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Eyes up and focused on the mission, Helldivers. She's married to Democracy, and Liberty is her boyfriend. 🦅
Credit: @SpiritDraws_S
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As of approximately two hours ago, major combat operations in Malevelon Creek have ended. In the battle of Malevelon Creek, we are proud to announce, Super Earth and our allies have prevailed.
April 1st will forever be a day of victory and remembrance. Hold the line, Helldivers!
The second battle of Malevelon Creek raged for 33 days The price was high with casualty figures still being accounted for by Super Earth Ministry of Defense and the Helldivers Corps estimates are upwards of 100 million Helldivers or a third of all casualties in this new galactic war.
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