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𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤, 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦. | PARODY

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Joined December 2020
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❛ sʜᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ—, ❜ sᴘᴀʀᴛᴀɴ ʙᴜᴄᴋ ɪɴᴅɪᴇ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: #ᴀʀᴀᴄʜɴɪᴅ #OpenRP ❛ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛ sᴇᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴅʀᴏᴘ. ❜
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Blink, blink. “Your favorite Helljumper turned Spartan’s back.”
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“. . . Reds and Blues? You mean those sim troopers?” A bemused chuckle escapes. “I thought they were a publicity stunt done by the UEG—. I guess you’re their medic?”
"..Yeah–, Its.. uh- rough.." She'd faceplant the bar as she then spoke up. "...Those damn Reds and Blues are gonna be the death of me some of these days."
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“Ah—.” His response is short, though he lets his head bow slightly in a nod. “I get that, never been too keen on playing Doctor.”
" Medical office, gotta handle the rougher cases since I have a- Affinity for them. " She'd say, Setting the bear down as she did.
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“Everything alright—? I’m not used to office politics.” Taking a swig of his own, the Spartan can only turn to face her.
She'd pull a barstool over, sitting down as she removed her helmet. Groaning as she rubbed her temples and taking a swig of the beer once it came.
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“‘course—, pull up a seat.” A hand waves the bartender down, requesting two more bottles.
" Could you buy me one? The office has been- terrible.. " She'd let off a tired sigh.
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S t r e t c h. If he’s needed he’s downing a few beers.
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“Hell, I was gonna say when’d this mirror get so handsome?” 🤝
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“Feels like everyone’s either dead or hidin’. Don’t know which is worse.”
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🕷: Too many muses are coming back—, WHY?
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“. . . I’ll ask Dare to check the ONI files. I’m willin’ to put money on it. Hell, people have been killed with stupider things than a tissue.”
“Grunts have weight to em Buck. Unless you find any Spartan with the vid feed to show it, I doubt there’s anyone who’s killed Covy with a tissue.”
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“I heard one of those S-II’s killed a grunt with another grunt. Don’t doubt the raw talent when it comes to endin’ lives, Mick’.”
“Tissues aren’t exactly a necessity Buck. I’ve never met someone who managed to kill an Elite or Brute with a nose napkin.”
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“Most of us have enough pockets and utility compartments to choke an Elite. . . . . . Why is it so weird to have tissues?”
“It’ll buff. Don’t know why you think people carry tissues around like that though.”
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“. . . Greeeeat, outta all the times I need one and no one’s got one.”
An eyebrow is raised and a glance spared. “Not on me.”
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Cue the extremely loud sneeze. “. . . Anyone got tissues?”
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🕷: Y’all I didn’t know firefight came to Halo Infinite.
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“When far away, we must make them believe we are near.” 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 343𝘪 𝘈𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘈 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 #𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸!
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It’s nights like these that he’s up remembering the Rookie’s funeral. He needs a drink—.
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You haven’t seen her ‘round, right? I’ve gotta bunch of catching up to do.
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