Pluto

As long as we have Myles, I'm going to believe.

if the browns still have 4 QBs on the roster after the trade deadline, then i question everything i thought i knew about life

one skill that i think i am better at than 99.9% of people is sleeping. i can sleep long. i can fall asleep fast. i can sleep anywhere. i can sleep any time. i can even sleep jacked on caffeine. i’m the allen iverson of sleep.

setting clocks back an hour the day after halloween is the only reasonable thing i’ve seen this year, and it is happening completely by accident

see? stephen a always knew what he was talking about.

gonna be a miracle if my heart survives this season

football gods having a redemption day in nashville

i will never click a sponsored link when i google something, because that’s just the type of petty bitch i am

i’ve clung to complete delusion about the browns for decades - i still think the 2017 team had playoff talent, but just caught a lot of bad breaks. going into this season, i finally accepted this was their year to get a good draft pick. they are doing this just to fuck with me.

victory monday, baby

McVay to Stafford before that last drive

i asked chatgpt to encapsulate what it’s like to be a browns fan in a meme, and it didn’t disappoint

omfg they are really going to chalk this up as another game winning drive for deshaun, aren’t they? 💀

if the browns have to play like cheeks now so the guardians can thrive later, so be it

half of the ncaa football top 10 teams lost yesterday. playoffs are as wide open as they’ve ever been.

i appreciate how we as a country have migrated from away from asking the nation’s federal bureau of investigation for our most serious crimes and instead go to a sports journalist who is good at asking questions

i remember in college seeing a guy make a half court shot for $10k and bein like “man, $10k would change my life”

shocking that kc will play on sunday. thrilled to have him for such a consequential game, but that just seems like such a short recovery for what seemed like a major blow.

Low key I thought this was confetti in celebration that the tarp was pulled 💀😂

raise your hand if you’re ready for GAME 4

bananas playing at the browns stadium??