Well, well, well. At the October 22 debate you-know-who said “If he is elected, the stock market will crash” The stock market is up 1200 points on the first day market is open after Biden victory.

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Mark Hamill · Nov 7, 2020 · 7:39 PM UTC

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@MarkHamill7 Nov 2020

#BestEpisode_EVER

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Jake Tapper 🦅 · Nov 8, 2020 · 2:28 PM UTC

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@jaketapper8 Nov 2020

“I would prefer to see a more graceful departure but that’s just not in the nature of the man,” @MittRomney says of Trump

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Michelle Jurkiewicz · Nov 7, 2020 · 10:18 PM UTC

Michelle Jurkiewicz@HelloMichi47 Nov 2020

Jake Tapper 🦅

@jaketapper7 Nov 2020

Those who love him need to step in and stop this. Honestly it’s sad.

CNN · Nov 7, 2020 · 4:27 PM UTC

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@CNN7 Nov 2020

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 cnn.it/2Ij8kuo #CNNElection

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Stephen Colbert · Nov 7, 2020 · 2:01 AM UTC

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@StephenAtHome7 Nov 2020

This time of year I love watching the states change color.

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Conan O'Brien · Nov 6, 2020 · 10:38 PM UTC

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@ConanOBrien6 Nov 2020

So NOW Trump wants to quarantine in the White House.

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Adam Scott · Nov 3, 2020 · 4:47 PM UTC

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@mradamscott3 Nov 2020

It’s been a long year.

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Jake Tapper 🦅 · Oct 16, 2020 · 12:46 PM UTC

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@jaketapper16 Oct 2020

Not sure what’s more telling here, that the president took a satirical site’s joke as a fact, or that hours later no one on his staff has apparently told him he should take it down.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump16 Oct 2020

Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News babylonbee.com/news/twitter-… via @TheBabylonBee Wow, this has never been done in history. This includes his really bad interview last night. Why is Twitter doing this. Bringing more attention to Sleepy Joe & Big T

Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.

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Scott Aukerman · Sep 30, 2020 · 1:33 AM UTC

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I now relate to people who don’t listen to @ComedyBangBang because they can’t listen to insane entrepreneurs ramble and interrupt everyone every two seconds

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Gymshark · Jul 29, 2020 · 2:02 PM UTC

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Gymshark@Gymshark29 Jul 2020

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Sour Strips · Jul 27, 2020 · 4:23 PM UTC

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billy eichner · Jul 27, 2020 · 12:04 AM UTC

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@billyeichner27 Jul 2020

Taylor’s new album makes me feel like I’m in a panic trying on slightly boot cut jeans in an Abercrombie dressing room late summer 1997. Which is to say I love it and I can’t stop listening.

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Gymshark · Jul 26, 2020 · 2:00 PM UTC

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Gymshark@Gymshark26 Jul 2020

imagine going down a weight in the gym because you didn’t keep up with the home workouts LOOOOOOOmeOOOOOOL

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