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 Philadelphia & Salem
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I’m about one week away from wearing a bathrobe as outdoor clothing.
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3oz tequila 4 squirts of Purell Lime juice Flamethrower for 30 seconds Salt the rim The Quarantinearina
I love humanity. This is why we’ll never leave the solar system. slate.com/news-and-politics/…
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"Perpetually describing disability as negative by default instead of as a normal or neutral form of variation means it becomes something to be eradicated, fixed, removed." -- @MortuaryReport huffp.st/5evKolu
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Pretty sure it's technically legal to carry an ax around in public.
“Are you Hermione?” I asked a black robed six year old Trick or Treater “No, I’m Sandra Day O’Connor” Swear to god. #wokekids
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Live Aid in Philadelphia. 1985
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"I didn't like it. It was about a middle aged guy trying not to sleep with a teenager" - American Beauty, as reviewed by my dad
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However bad I already thought he was, it always turns out he's worse.
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Accio Marshmallow!
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You guys busy?
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Kurt Vonnegut@Kurt_Vonnegut2 Aug 2017
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Love that one. What happens next? teapawt.net/mortuaryreport/status/…
We love Satan, we want to eat babies. youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBV…
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Cockroaches are nicer if you think of them as tiny basement lobsters.
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Only in America. My life would have been an impossible dream anywhere else, so I tell everyone I am not self-made, I'm American-made.
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Those dimwits @GodHatesFagsWBC were in town for @WizardWorld Philadelphia, we said hello
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