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... from the sublime to the ridiculous...

Manchester UK
Joined July 2009
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In this week’s #LateNightMash @rachelparris looks at misogyny and male violence in the uk.
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Islands in the stream, that is what we are...
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2 meters you tit !!!!!
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The cunt is a liar and too spineless to face a rigorous TV interview about his fabrications. Anyone who votes for him is voting for a lying, cowardly racist to represent us on the world stage. Could we possibly do any worse than this?
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I’d rather have a burgundy coloured EU passport than a blue coloured UK-only passport. I’d rather be an internationalist than an isolationist. Please retweet if you agree.
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Some of today’s politicians have learned propaganda tricks from 1930s fascists, says Yale professor. Channel 4 bit.ly/2IEbyWL
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An honest 2019 Tory Party Conference slogan (Manchester City Tower)
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You simply could not have made it up! Less than 24 hrs before the most pro-Brexit PM ever is named, Trump refuses to come the UK's aid in protecting UK ships off Iran. Necessitating Foreign Secretary Hunt to beg the European powers we seek to leave, to help out!
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Hey @realDonaldTrump, if you were triggered by the UK ambassador’s comments, you’re gonna do your nut when you find out what @BorisJohnson said about you (Projection location: Big Ben)
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The reality, as many tried to point out, is that granting a state visit prematurely and unconditionally was the equivalent of letting him eat a family tub of Haribo before bedtime. Now we can’t be surprised if the fat little shit is up all night screaming and throwing toys at us.
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🎶It's the final cuntdown 🎶
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Well done you odious self important babies. You’ve actually made me ashamed to be British. I would swop every last one of you for one of those talented hardworking young musicians
Brexit Party MEPs turn their backs as the EU's anthem, Ode to Joy, is played as they take their seats in the new European Parliament [tap to expand] bbc.in/2J4erRj
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It’s a debate James. Like the brilliant one on C4 you did with me on Brexit a few months ago. Like that one, this is a sincere offer to improve the quality of argument and democratic scrutiny of those who want to run the country. He should come - and in your heart you know it.
And people are wondering why @BorisJohnson is unconvinced that the Channel 4 debate is a good use of time. I’m just amazed the other candidates can’t see this for what it is.
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Helen retweeted
OUT TODAY! HAIG'S ROCK N ROLL JOURNEY STARTS HERE A SIDE ■ ALL ON US ■ B SIDE ■ BIDE YOUR TIME. FLIP EM TILL YOUR HEARTS CONTENT. AVAILBLE ON ALL PLATFORMS. SPOTIFY LINK BELOW open.spotify.com/album/5QPpP… ITUNES music.apple.com/us/album/all… #itunes #spotify #applemusic #amazon H
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SINGLE RELEASE ■ 7TH JUNE ■ A SIDE 'ALL ON US' ■ B SIDE 'BIDE YOUR TIME' It's time for real rock n roll to make a comeback! Available on all platforms ✌ #rocknroll #livemusic #spotify #itunes #soundcloud #deezer #amazonmusic #youtube #haigclub #haig
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First live footage of HAiG!!! Thank you Llandudno... onto London @camdenrocksfest Sunday 2nd June at Hawley arms and then onto Manchester 8th June @nightanddaycafe... tickets now available for both those shows. #rocknroll #livemusic #freshstart #haiguk
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ANY VERSION OF BREXIT IS BAD FOR THE NHS #WednesdayWisdom
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