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People of Twitter: how do you clean out peanut butter jars before putting them in the recycling?
No, my tongue doesn’t reach the bottom.
Yes, I have tried.
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It’s not a debating society. Just answer the questions FFS #universitychallengeproblems
I think I might start chairing meetings this way. Yielding 30 seconds for each person to say their piece seems a very efficient way of going about things.
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When you are on a Teams call and you double-check you are muted because you have to tell your dog to get her face out of the bin #workingfromhomeproblems
@rlewington2 Hi, you’ve been recommended to help with a moth caterpillar ID. Any thoughts? 😊🐛
Not a great photo, but this is eating its way through a coriander plant we have in the conservatory (and it does GIANT poos). We’re wondering Angle Shades...? @MothIDUK @BritishMoths
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Not a great photo, but this is eating its way through a coriander plant we have in the conservatory (and it does GIANT poos). We’re wondering Angle Shades...? @MothIDUK @BritishMoths
Having been glued to CNN for the last three days, OF COURSE we missed the big reveal because we took Hattie out for a walk...🤦🏼♀️🐶 #uselection #Election2020 #electionproblems
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It’s that time of year when I am at extremely high risk of turning into an actual potato #carbproblems
Some pretty terrible footage of our first Hummingbird Hawk Moth of the year. It’s extremely windy today and it took us by surprise (the moth, not the wind) but at least we got to see one hurrah #mothsoftwitter #hummingbirdhawkmoth
Just seen on the news that BoJo is announcing the latest shambolic u-turn down the road at a school in Coalville *gathers eggs and rotten vegetables*
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Eek this is VERY exciting. Elephant hawk moth caterpillar in its final instar. No idea how it got here as we’ve nothing in the garden that they like #caterpillar #moth
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You know it’s been a bad day when you have your phone to your ear and are wondering why you can’t hear the person who called you and it’s because your earphones are plugged in and are dangling on the floor #communicationproblems #hellohelloHELLO??? #isthereanybodythere
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When you refuel on nature’s Haribos and then spend the rest of your run trying to niggle a blackberry seed out from where it’s stuck in your tooth #runningproblems #heloiseproblems
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Yesterday I successfully logged onto our router AND enabled port clamping. I’m basically an IT genius now. #itproblems #noidea
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A quick recce of the village indicates that we are in pole position to win the Which House Has Got the Most Cardboard to Recycle competition when it’s collected tomorrow for the first time in three months 👍🏻👏🏼👏🏼📦📦📦🗑♻️♻️
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It’s always good when another runner rounds the corner to find you stood at a field gate talking to your dog about cows 👍🏻#runningproblems
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Thought I was getting an endorphin rush after a decent run, but suspect it’s just a sugar hit from the Crunchy Nut Cornflakes I had for breakfast afterwards. #runningproblems
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Well at least it means I don’t have to loiter in the garden past my bedtime #LaunchAmerica #spacelaunchproblems
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