I gotta be somewhere in the 4.5 billion range of men alive
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years:
2026: Noah Wyle
2025: Jonathan Bailey
2024: John Krasinki
2023: Patrick Dempsey
2022: Chris Evans
2021: Paul Rudd
2020: Michael B. Jordan
2019: John Legend
2018: Idris Elba
2017: Blake Shelton
2016: Dwayne Johnson
2015: David Beckham
2014: Chris Hemsworth
2013: Adam Levine
2012: Channing Tatum
2011: Bradley Cooper
2010: Ryan Reynolds
2009: Johnny Depp
2008: Hugh Jackman
2007: Matt Damon
2006: George Clooney
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Sorry Eddie rules for this. Sometimes you can just tell when a kid sucks
Noah Wyle says Eddie Murphy told him to “fuck off” when he asked for an autograph at 9.
“I met Eddie Murphy once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on SNL.’ He goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘Fuck off, man.’”
“I was 9. Now I always sign an autograph whenever a 9-year-old needs one. I sign that so fast.”
Years later, his daughter turned the story into a birthday gift.
“I’ve told this story in my house, and last year for my birthday, my 10-year-old daughter didn’t know what to get me. So she printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and wrote, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’ She spelled Eddie E-d-d-y, and I have it framed in my office.”
“She came up with the story. She’s like, ‘Dad, you’re never gonna believe who I saw yesterday. Eddie Murphy. And we got what you’ve always wanted, his autograph.’ Then they gave me the gifts. She’s a doll. She’s the best.”
I seriously doubt Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Have you ever met a bullfrog named Jeremiah in your life? I haven’t
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my stomach was really upset before therapy today, so i devastated my therapist's bathroom before i went in and the first thing out of her mouth was 'i hope you're feeling better'. absolutely diabolical behavior
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Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
























