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(he/they) Too hot to live, too cool to die.

Joined August 2022
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I want someone who feels for me the same love and adoration I feel about grapes
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I think a big reason why I like community so much is that the romantic relationships are really put in a back seat. They're very rarely front and center, it's so peak
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I both deeply indentify with and am truly envious of the Dean from Community
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None of you get it, he's so free. He's so uninhibited. I wish I could be more like Dean
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Has anyone ever proved the existence of a single celled orgasm?
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ur gonna suck whatever comes out of my pokémon boxers
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The Christmas episode of Community is a masterpiece in television
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Using Tumblr to journal is so much nicer on my hand. Everytime I use my actual journal I end up writing for so long it makes my hand hurt like hell
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This of course then makes me not want to journal a ton which just leads back into the overly long entries that cause the pain. Truly it is a vicious cycle
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I'm tired of the movie trope of people taking off classes making them hotter. I firmly believe that wearing glasses makes almost anyone more attractive and at the very least does not detract from how attractive they are
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Anyone saying this nonsense can be safely ignored. Matt Mercer absolutely knocked this out of park. As did the rest of the cast. The voice acting in this game is absolutely perfect for what this game is doing. This version of Ganondorf is meaning. delightfully meanicing.
"One Of The Biggest Miscasts In Gaming": Matt Mercer Is Getting A Lot Of Heat For His Latest Role bit.ly/4j0261t
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I spent 275 on pokemon cards today and I hit on over 60% of my packs, I get how people become addicted to gambling
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“Real Minnesotans” meanwhile republicans get their asses beat every election cycle and still think they’re the majority lol. Nobody cares what you hicks have to say
You can very much leave as well, real Minnesotan's don't want you here.
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YOU LOST AND YOUR HUSBAND IS STILL DEAD AND A PUNCHLINE, MAYBE NOW YOU'LL FINALLY GO HOME TO YOUR CHILDREN
PRAY. SHOW UP. PRAY. VOTE. PRAY. TPAction.com/polls
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Woke 2.0 in action
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It wasn't the sexual assault allegations. It wasn't the coup attempt on January 6th. It wasn't the racism. It wasn't the transphobia. It was the price of gas and groceries. As great as last night was, the sad reality is that Americans didn't care until it affected their wallets
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first openly gay man to senate first black female governor first latina governor in texas first native american governor first black governor in Wisconsin
first native american female governor charlie kirk deadass died for nothing LMFAOOOOO
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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