Software guy; likes horse racing and can maybe just about run 4 miles. Part-time (and future professional) gambler. I wrote @HemsTips. Tweets random stuff.
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Realmente Neuer pudo haber matado a Higuain en 2014, no es joda
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This is a real advert for a rental property in Leicester.
Gujarati Indian families ONLY 🇮🇳
I'm almost tempted to fabricate a 'white only' property listing to prove how quickly I would be arrested for doing this.
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🚨HOLY CRAP!!!
A White man in Illinois GOES BALLISTIC on a Black family who took 40 JUICE BOXES off his porch during Halloween.
White Homeowner: "YOU STOLE FORTY JUICE BOXES!!!! You took EVERYTHING! YOU ARE THIEVES!!
Black Mother: "Well then you shouldn't put it outside..."
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🔵⚪️ | Golpe fortísimo de Owono sobre Jesús de Miguel que hace que salten todas las alarmas. 🇪🇸👀
🙏🏼 Pronta recuperación a Jesús y que todo quede en un susto
🏟️ Tenerife - Andorra
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I'm reading vacuum cleaner reviews on the Argos website and they include a noise rating out of five but nobody knows if five means quiet or loud so the whole thing has descended into chaos.
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My biggest criticism of @FootballManager 27 so far is that my tactics & instructions seem absolutely useless inside the match engine 🧐
Play short? Long balls into the channels
High press? Players stand off attackers
Don’t take long shots? Midfielders dinging 30 yarders #FM27
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A Restore Britain Government will deport every man, woman and child who arrives under this scheme.
It will be applied retrospectively.
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Update:
In the 27 months since Labour came to power, we've seen;
• Employer National Insurance increased from 13.8% to 15%.
• The employer NI threshold cut from £9,100 to £5,000.
• The freeze on Income Tax and National Insurance thresholds extended to 2031.
• Capital Gains Tax increased from 10% and 20% to 18% and 24%.
• Business Asset Disposal Relief increased from 10% to 14%, then 18% – and now its lifetime limit halved to £500,000.
• Investors’ Relief raised to 18% and its lifetime limit cut from £10 million to £1 million.
• CGT relief on sales to Employee Ownership Trusts halved.
• Carried interest taxation increased and moved into the Income Tax regime.
• Dividend tax rates increased by two percentage points.
• Savings-income tax rates increased by four percentage points.
• Property-income tax rates increased by four percentage points.
• VCT income tax relief cut from 30% to 20%.
• Most unused pension funds brought into the Inheritance Tax net.
• Agricultural and Business Property Relief capped.
• Inheritance Tax thresholds frozen until 2031.
• The non-dom regime replaced with a tougher residence-based system.
• VAT imposed on private school fees.
• Business-rates relief removed from private schools.
• The Stamp Duty surcharge on second homes and buy-to-let raised from 3% to 5%.
• The Furnished Holiday Lettings regime abolished.
• A new annual surcharge on homes worth £2 million or more.
• Pension salary-sacrifice NI relief capped at £2,000 a year.
• The bank surcharge doubled.
• Capital allowances for plant and machinery cut twice.
• Online gaming duty almost doubled.
• The Energy Profits Levy increased and extended, and its investment allowance scrapped.
• Vaping Products Duty brought in and tobacco duties increased above inflation.
• Vehicle Excise Duty increased for many new cars, with electric vehicles brought in.
• A pay-per-mile tax on electric and plug-in hybrid cars legislated for 2028.
• Air Passenger Duty increased.
• Making Tax Digital extended to more landlords and self-employed people.
Together they represent one of the biggest transfers of wealth from households and businesses to the Treasury in decades – with little to show for it in public services.
Whether you're a business owner employing staff, a parent paying school fees, a farmer planning succession, an entrepreneur building wealth or simply someone trying to save for your family’s future...
- You keep less of what you earn.
- You keep less of what you invest.
- You leave less for your family.
Death by a thousand cuts.






































