Nutrition and public health professional

Malawi
Joined August 2009
Nothing beats personal financial freedom
Is it wrong to think such texts from a husband is disrespectful?
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Chitedze...
As a 🇳🇬 soldier, I don't know what this 👇 is called, but it left me naked and hospitalized. 😭💔 We received a distress call that Fulani herdsmen were attacking farmers in Agatu, Benue State, we swiftly mobilized to the area. We had to crawl through the bush to observe the situation . Suddenly, I felt something like tiny hairs falling all over my body. Within less than a minute, my entire body started itching terribly. 😭 I had no idea what was happening to me. The itching became unbearable, and what happened next was something I never expected…
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I dread the day that he will make fun of Malawi 🤣🤣🤣
STEREOTYPES ABOUT DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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And to make basic edits to a pdf without having to jump through a million hoops in trying to purchase software access.
We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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Surely life has more value than this...
Trending Story: Saudi Arabia has exe/cuted two Bangladeshi nationals, Nazrul Islam Abdul Basir and Siri Akhtar, following conviction of immoral sexual act inside a mosque in Mecca. The “immoral act” was apparently a kiss on the forehead. They were newlyweds who decided to spend their honeymoon in Mecca. According to reports in Bangladesh, Saudi authorities refused to consider they were a couple, and the forehead kiss was an expression of appreciation to Allah for a beautiful bride. Their bodies have arrived in Bangladesh in two coffins for traditional burial rites. Follow @TrendingEx for dailies..
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I can think of more than five off the top of my head.
Name a movie you've watched at least 5 times and would still watch again tonight if it came on. No overthinking
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Hendrina🇲🇼 retweeted
No refunds. The ink already won 😭😂
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The fuel tanker arrived at 18:00, I arrived shortly after and was about 30 cars from the pump. I got to the pump at 00:45 Malawians we are a very chaotic bunch, we lack order, we like chaos. We want slow for everyone else but fast for us. We are selfish and greedy.
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Hendrina🇲🇼 retweeted
A Belgian malinois? This is a military weapon, not for civilians. Don’t try yourself. This is not a dog, it’s a dragon dipped in cocaine. This is what Angel Gabriel created when he said let there be a “wereywolf” If you have a fence, this dog will FLY over that fence, chase a criminal, chase your neighbour, cross over to the next estate, smoke colos, threaten the securityman, cross the road, help police to count checkpoint money, bite the police, chase your ex girlfriend and then FLY back into the compound like nothing happened, all in 5 minutes. Notice the word fly. Experience is the best teacher. No matter how high the fence is, this dog will go over it. Notice how this one is even already eating the cage as a puppy. Except you’re a military man, a police or a crime boss, you have no business with this plutomanian crackhead. The only reason you should buy this Pokémon is if you are a 2 seconds man, trying to train to become energetic. Congrats to your girlfriend on your future endeavours💪🏻.
I’ve got Malinois puppies available for those who can handle them. Both sex 8,000ghc only. Nationwide delivery 🚚 at a fee. Kindly DM or WhatsApp 0209378957 if you’re interested. Please RT. Thank you.
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Someone once said marriage is the one thing that gives even the poorest man the possibility of owning a slave. Well, I see it now.
1 month of husband VS 1 hour of wife
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Hendrina🇲🇼 retweeted
I am not religious but one of my favourite parts of the Bible is when Jesus didn't tell women to cover up, he told men to gouge out their own eyes if they couldn't control themselves
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Crazy animal
bro, just shut up. you and your brother never had the balls to fight a badger
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Hendrina🇲🇼 retweeted
Black religious people never learn! 💀
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I got problems
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Hendrina🇲🇼 retweeted
Replying to @_celia_bedelia_
It's always come down to fact that if men admit that if certain things constitute rape they then have to admit they are a rapist.
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I've avoided fights since I was in standard 4/6, for this exact reason.
The reason why I don't fight 😭😭 even if I'm stronger than the person.
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Hendrina🇲🇼 retweeted
African Christianity can be incredibly loud about sex, clothes, sexuality and women’s bodies. But ask about poverty, corruption, exploitation or abuse of power and suddenly the sermon becomes very spiritual. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Every once in a while I'm subjected to think pieces, I'd have preferred not to read in the next three lifetimes. Why the algorithm thinks I need to see such misogynistic takes always baffles me. The algorithm rage baits me for sure. Time to sanitize again.
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148 cars that I counted... 🫠🫠🫠
Les présidents africains n'iront pas au paradis ! C'est quoi ça ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hendrina🇲🇼 retweeted
Why is the mention of women being killed so triggering that you immediately feel the need to say “but men are also being killed” as a counterargument?
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