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Hex

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The coolest curse of all time. I run a kick-ass food truck with my two best friends. Professional at everything. Bagel-lover.

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Joined January 2024
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Help me! #MyXAnniversary
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Are we back? What’s going on? I want a bagel. Anyone got $20?
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Happy for you, whatever, this is unrelated. Season 14, Episode 9 of Guy’s Grocery Games. You were the guest judge. You voted out Olivia, with her gorgeous tiramisu, in favor of Davey, with his shitty little apple pie. What is WRONG with you?
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Yugamu Omokage (@SilentSlicee) profile pictureYugamu Omokage@SilentSlicee2 Jun 2025
Guess who scored it with Vera:
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ROLL THE WINDOWS UP. HURRY.
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God DAMN IT, GUY!!! You KNOW Tyler’s salmon dish is MILES ahead of the shit SANDRA spewed out, and you give HER the round anyway? GAH! FUCK this episode.
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Hex (@HexMonProm) profile pictureHex@HexMonProm1 Jun 2025
Guy’s Grocery Games has some of the most compelling storytelling I’ve ever seen in a TV show. The rivalry. The twists. The pure drama of it all. Unmatched.
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Guy’s Grocery Games has some of the most compelling storytelling I’ve ever seen in a TV show. The rivalry. The twists. The pure drama of it all. Unmatched.
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I… Hex… Am proud to announce… I… learned how to do magic tricks!!!
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Hex (@HexMonProm) profile pictureHex@HexMonProm29 May 2025
You guys aren’t ready for my next announcement. I’ve been hard at work lately. You guys will take one look at this and say “Wow, Hex! We all knew you were super talented and really interesting, but this is even cooler than usual! How do you do it?”
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You guys aren’t ready for my next announcement. I’ve been hard at work lately. You guys will take one look at this and say “Wow, Hex! We all knew you were super talented and really interesting, but this is even cooler than usual! How do you do it?”
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They gave me… a cameo appearance. (Hex looks off into the distance for a few moments.) I’LL FUCKING TAKE IT, BABY! I’M BACK!!!
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Hex (@HexMonProm) profile pictureHex@HexMonProm22 Mar 2025
Y’know what? No! I won’t fucking stand for this! I’m gonna get my green ass down there, and I’m gonna bust into that convention on the side of those four colorful dipshits this time around! I need love too! They gotta let me in!
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Y’know what? No! I won’t fucking stand for this! I’m gonna get my green ass down there, and I’m gonna bust into that convention on the side of those four colorful dipshits this time around! I need love too! They gotta let me in!
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Hex (@HexMonProm) profile pictureHex@HexMonProm18 Mar 2025
Well! Good news is, I found out where Aaravi is. Bad news is. I’m completely stranded on this planet, and they’re running the food truck without me. Am I cooked?
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Well! Good news is, I found out where Aaravi is. Bad news is. I’m completely stranded on this planet, and they’re running the food truck without me. Am I cooked?
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I’m being replaced
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where the fuck am I where’s aaravi I want a bagel I wanna fucking go home I have a food truck to run man fuck #MyXAnniversary
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I found Aaravi in a pile of Baja Blast cans. She isn’t getting up. Chat what do I do here?
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Yo where the fuck am I LMAO
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Hungry asf rn
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You may be wondering: Hey Hex! How the hell are you wandering around without Aaravi or anyone else with the necklace you are permanently tied to? Well, the answer is simple!
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retweet to throw this thing into the bioreactor
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Could go for a Philly cheesesteak right about now. Do they have those on this planet? They fuckin’ better.
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I’ve decided these caves are terrible. Might finally fuck off and see if I can find Aaravi again. Ugh.
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