@HeyMan800

Professional investor, amateur comedian

Joined January 2011
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Look I know the markets have made this a really hard week for all of us, but try to cheer up and remember that Black Monday occurred on the third Monday in October and this coming Monday is the third Monday in October.
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Warren Buffett must have been so upset when he found out this isn’t a spoon manufacturing company.
Bloomberg
@businessOct 14
Berkshire agreed to invest an additional $330 million in Bending Spoons, bringing its stake in the Italian technology company to 4% just three months after backing its initial public offering. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Berkshire Invests Another $330 Million in Bending Spoons

Shares of Bending Spoons surged as much as 55% after Berkshire Hathaway Inc. agreed to invest an additional $330 million in the Italian technology conglomerate.

bloomberg.com
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The good news is your stocks can only go down 10% a day for 10 days max.
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Please disregard my prior post. I appeared to have made an incorrect calculation. Based on my updated analysis it appears your stocks can go down 10% a day for infinite number of days.
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Being a dad is just telling yourself “it’s been an expensive month, we’ll get back on track next month” over and over again until you die
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The plan? Give both of our sixth-gen fighter contracts to Boeing.
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Spoke to several major CEO’s today to get a sense on the economy and each one said the exact same thing, which was to not call them on their cell phone again.
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I spent $120 so my kids could make $60 at a lemonade stand. And they are keeping the $60. Call me Sam Altman.
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Don’t invite me on an analyst bus tour and then get mad when I try to drive the bus.
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They are going to send Bill Gross to Guantanamo
Richard Hanania
@RichardHananiaAug 21
Trump on bond market interventions: “The ultimate intervention is our military.” What?
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I kept telling everyone I could get them into the next investment round for the coolest space company and now everyone’s mad that we bought the company that makes that astronaut ice cream.
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Using 100,000 tokens to ask Claude what the stock symbol is for 3M.
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The good news is I’m getting a lot of inbound calls the bad news is they are all margin calls.
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I literally thought this was Rodney Dangerfield. @Downtown
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Belgium is going to wake up to 200% tariffs tomorrow morning.
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At what oil price do we demand Iran re-close the Strait of Hormuz?
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Starting to think my kid isn’t going to get a basketball scholarship,
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This SpaceX prospectus makes no sense.
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It turns out I was holding it upside down. Please disregard my prior tweet.
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False alarm. This was just me getting out of my car.
Daily Mail US
@Daily_MailUSMay 8
BREAKING NEWS: FBI files reveal reports of 'four-foot tall' beings emerging from UFOs
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The referenced FBI memo describing reports of "four-foot tall" beings is from October 1966 and has been publicly available via FOIA for years. vault.fbi.gov/UFO theblackvault.com/documentarchiv…
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