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I know that blood is important, but America has to be at least partially an idea, because you parents raised way too fucking many communists for it to only be blood.
I told you.
I told you all. I told you over two years ago. I told you over two years ago that Vivek Ramaswamy isn't an American and never will be.
And what did you say?
OMG you just don't like him because he's brown you horrible basement dwelling racist. That's what you said.
So I waited. I'm not stupid. I know better than to be right too early.
Now I'm going to repeat myself. Vivek Ramaswamy is not American. Everything he says or thinks about America, he must mentally translate into the closest equivalent concept from his own culture, rather than understanding it in its own right.
When he says that the founding fathers "sacrificed their honor", he reveals that he does not understand what Americans mean by honor. He is instead translating it to the third world concept of "face" or "izzat", which is not what we would call honor at all, but social standing or reputation with the existing power structure.
Similarly, when he thinks that Amy Acton is somehow compromised by having been raped at the age of 12 by an adult charged with her care. Under third world values, this is a loss of "face" for her. Under American values, it's considered dishonorable to rape kids.
But the largest and most obvious clue, the one that should have dialed you all in, came earlier. Came two years ago.
You know the one.
The issue isn't that he called Americans lazy and mediocre. That's just third-world woofing, and we can absorb a simple insult. The third world insults us constantly now that we are selling them smartphones and internet access. Around here, we call that "Tuesday".
No, the significant point here is that he revealed his complete lack of understanding of how Americans innovate and succeed.
Being dragged into cram school by a tiger mom every summer, to drill trigonometry problems, may be how the Chinese and Indians personally succeed in their societies, by passing examinations and winning secure niches in their society's top institutions gaining much face thereby.
But this is not how Americans succeed, and it is not what propelled America to the pinnacle of civilization, technology and wealth.
We succeed by how we cultivate, motivate, and allocate talent.
This is something you can't explain to third-worlders, no matter how many times you repeat yourself. If they could understand it, they would not be third-worlders, because their countries would long ago have turned into first world countries.
They just think we are saying that we are so talented that we don't need to work hard. That we are so much smarter than they are that we can watch Saved By The Bell and have sleepovers and go to prom while they are drilling math problems.
This might actually be true. Our average IQ is about 20 points higher, give or take.
But that's not what's really going on here.
What's going on here is that Americans do work hard... but not in the context of an institutional pipeline set up by the state.
Americans work hard by playing.
When two American kids invent heavier-than-air flight, they don't do it by going to drill trigonometry problems and sitting for the state college exams. They just play around with kites, and bicycles, and bicycle kites, without asking anyone's permission or blessing first.
And they keep obsessively tinkering until something works.
They are working hard. But they are not working hard because someone is standing over them with a whip. They are working hard because they are obsessed with bicycle kites.
Americans greatness comes from three guys in a shed. We innovate by fooling around.
Is every American like this? This talented? This obsessed? Of course not. But the secret sauce has another ingredient, and that is respect for results, not for credentials or riches or titles or izzat. If some American shows up wearing stained overalls, with straw sticking in his hair, and says that his name is Jimmy Ray Hatfield, and he reckons he just mighta dun figgered out this fusion containment thing, ya'll, then Americans don't throw sticks at him.
We say... show me.
Guys like Vivek don't get that. They don't understand that in America, credentials and job titles are just something you pick up along the way to learning to actually make something, and it is the making of something, not the titles, that we consider to be success.
Vivek in office would be a disaster for Ohio, not only because he is a grifting scumbag, but because one cannot foster American greatness if one does not understand what makes America great.
The greatness of America is in its people. If the republican party does not realize that, then it must be replaced by a party that does, because the goal is not for republicans to win, the goal is for America to win.
And TransAmericans are not Americans.
From the 🇷🇺 spy dispatches:
One week until my Ozon fending limit renews, that I can get my fancy jacket. In place. I guess it would just be too dangerous to allow me to buy that much handsome clothing all at once. Once I have my jacket, I will be invincible, and it will be too late to stop me!
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Done. Here's your meal plan, all 365 days. Do you think my unpaid labour and mental load will be appreciated? I doubt it, because the problem was never the meal planning.
Men have invented machines like this to do. Basically every job at traditional woman has to the point, we basically don't need them for anything anymore besides a second income and what happens? They just find new things to complain about every year.
The problem is not the work, the problem is the shit attitude that is absolutely unbecoming of an adult human. One of the biggest character flaws people do not shame enough. Is chronic unhappiness. Being chronically unhappy is a massive moral failure that causes problems for yourself and everyone around you.
This is not a female-exclusive behavior, by the way. Plenty of men do it, and it's gay as fuck. I absolutely hate men like this. Their misery wants company, but I say absolutely not!
I always hope people will surprise me, but she probably won't use or even look at this big, beautiful chart I made for her. Because What she asked for is not what she actually wanted. Poorly Drawn Lines said it best: "I don't want a solution. I want to be mad."
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From the 🇷🇺 spy dispatches:
Pressure feels small. I know that's ironic, but after living in the USA and going on road trips all around the country from City to City, Russia does feel pretty tiny. It's the biggest country by land mass, but when you are thinking about significance of locations, the absurd concentration in Moscow and Petersburg nullify a lot of that land mass by scale. I know that there's important stuff out there, it's where all the oil fields are, a lot of other natural resources, and it started with small towns all over the place, each with a lot of their own interesting flavors. A bunch of different republics, they also often look a bit different, especially if they weren't built up primarily during the Soviet era.
But if you're somebody who mostly travels between cities, like me, and you don't have a car to go driving around in the wilderness or to visit small towns that don't have an airport, you are mostly traveling between major cities. And there is simply only two major cities in Russia. Imagine if in the USA the only cities with over a million people Washington, DC, and New York City. That's it. There is no Chicago, no Las Vegas, no Seattle, no Los Angeles, no Dallas or Houston or Miami or Memphis. All of those cities are just gone. Everything exists just in Washington, DC and New York City. That's what Russia feels like.
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It's not just your imagination, the greatest men are all retards. It really will take you places. As an autistic-flavoured retard, lemme break down why it's a real phenomenon among men:
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I wrote this from the perspective of a traveler. It was dark, it was cold and wet, and I got sick afterwards, but somehow it was also one of the most magical experiences of my life. I went back in September this year, which was even nicer.
Please enjoy.
You know, even outside of romance, many of the people least loyal have in fact been people who I brought into my orbit during accention. They got a taste of greatness and suddenly wanted it all for themselves. Many left to do their own thing, which is fine. But a lot just made a stink about the hand that had fed them. In one crew I got tired of everyone saying they could do it without me, so I just up and left. They never accomplished another thing after that.
Imagine how intimidating it must be to live in another country where they speak a different language. Crazy, right? Who could ever manage to do that without complaining?
Ironically, Americans have a reputation for being weirdly friendly and smiling a lot.
You shouldn't be caring for your aging parents until your own kids are moved out and getting married.
Kids these days have no ambition. People think they're ambitious til they hear about my dynastic goals.
This person isn't upset at the AI doing art, they're upset that it's stealing the attention. This woman didn't do artwork just because she enjoyed drawing by hand, she did it because of the gratification she'd get from other people who praised her talent. That is now devalued.
I bought my first house when I was 24. I moved into a middle-class suburbia like this. New construction. Low down-payments all-around.
The most shocking thing was how petty everyone was. Especially given they were all AT LEAST 10 years older than me. People who live in houses like this should not be behaving like this. These are nice homes full of trashy people.
Consequences of free, unlimited credit for anyone.
I moved out 3 years later. You have to go even higher on the ladder to flee the trash these days. The government is doing everything it can to bring the underclass to you so you can't get away from it.
I talk about social and power dynamics often, breaking down why humans act the way we do. I wrote about this last week.
I also share field dispatches from Russia, as I've been living here for about a year now since selling my house in the USA.
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The reason that debt keeps you in poverty isn't because taking irresponsible debt holds you down, as the boomers like to preach.
It's because a Ramon "Stitches" Rodriguez who was in 6 years for three assaults and meth distribution (acquitted on homicide, 2 counts) just got out on good behavior and qualified for a mortgage 3 houses down from you and is moving in with his brother and 2 pit bulls.
Unlimited credit brought the lower class to you, and now you're drowning in it.
From the 🇷🇺 spy dispatches:
"Honey, are you okay? Will you be home soon? You got called in at 3am and I have dinner ready for you. Is everything alright?"
"Sorry, babe. Emergency upgrades ongoing. Half the Internet is either down or under threat because some Indian set the password to everything to '4'."
A number of large-sale security breaches happened over the past week. The most notable was on 21 October, when an Indian midstream certificate authority (IT company) called eMudhra had a number of its certificates hacked. Normally this is nearly impossible. It was notable for 2 reasons: First, this was a certificate authority, which means that tens of thousands of websites and online services are affected downstream of them. If dMudhra's certificates are compromised, every one of their customers' certificates are also compromised. The other reason is that the certificates weren't hacked, nor even was an advanced AI able to find a vulnerability. They got hacked because the passwords they used, which are normally 256 characters long, were only 3 letters long. In fact, of one of their encryption keys (passwords) was literally just the number 4.
I bring this up partially because it's just hilarious, but partially because this is related to the concerns about the new Russian certificate authority that the government is pushing for people to install on their devices, and comes pre-included in the Yandex browser. I trust the Russian government to be less retarded than this Indian IT company, but the same kinds of issues can occur when the chain of custody of security certificates is broken, especially if not disclosed to the public.
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