Crazy Cat Dude

What if that feeling you get like you’re falling when you’re drifting off to sleep is the feeling of your timeline splitting? #highthoughts #alternatetimeline #paralleluniverse

“Don’t call me cis” is the gender equivalent of “I’m not hetero, I’m straight”. The ones saying it don’t even know what the words mean. 🙄

I’m curious, are #Catholic priests now forbidden from wearing their dresses in #Tennessee churches, considering that would be a #drag performance? No more robes for baptisms, right? #cantpickandchoose #hypocrisy #ProtectTransKids #protectdrag #FreeSpeech

#HarryPotter is the literary equivalent of a slice of cake made by a discriminatory baker. Lots of people like it, but not for any real reason, and it’s made by someone icky.

Measuring the economy by the price of eggs is the most American thing yet. We really will do anything to avoid the metric system.

Funny how it’s all “protect the children!” when we’re talking about books and drag queens, but once they turn 13 it’s “time to learn life isn’t fair”. I don’t get #conservativebs

Thanks to @TheBloggess I now call every unidentified crawling insect a cockchafer. So, thanks for that I guess. #Broken #WhyIDontHaveFriends

New house- every day an elderly man walks by on the road. His back is curved and he’s bundled up because it’s cold. He walks up and down the hills. And I think if he can take that walk every day, maybe I can find some strength too. #inspirational #PushYourself #fight

So, how many of these alleged annual murders in Chicago are road rage related? Because after driving through there, it would make a lot of sense.

Anybody see that @criminalminds episode where the killer ground up the victim and served them to the unknowing search party as chili? That was messed up. Anyway, that’s what @jk_rowling reminds me of now.

Has anyone ever successfully used the line “you gotta believe me”? Why is it in every single tv show where someone is implicated? #HighThoughts #StupidTrope

Finally, a pro to my #ADHD #Depression related memory issues: if I wait a bit, I can re read a book and it’s like the first time again!