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i blame my twitter usage on growing up as a latchkey kid, with a clinically depressed father and a bpd/explosive disorder diagnosed mother
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I forget sometimes that I have an actual blood related elder sibling I can annoy at any time of the day, beg money from and that I'm practically the child of all her frens too.
will never give up the younger sibling card 😈
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can't help but laugh at these new vaanar sena branches in assam and their jatt-cosplaying youth, whose single biggest contribution to the state's economy is prolly burning petrol doing endless gedi on nh27 wallahi
the state falls to new lows everyday; I'm but a mere witness
Assam: Two streamers - Dhiman Raichoudhury & Pingal
Pratyush Singh - have been detained by Amguri Police based on an FIR by Asomiya Yuva Mancha.
Both the streamers mocked Upper Assamese Dialect.
Beyond just ‘jokes’, they refused to apologise and instead said that they don’t give a fuck.
Both later apologised.
me when i was typing this
if jensen huang can be disloyal, ik zuck has been putting a show too. a show so well curated but so farcial i wouldnt be surprised if a similar news broke like this
মৈয়ো সৰু থাকোতে 'ল' আৰু 'ৰ' উচ্চাৰণ কৰিব নোৱাৰিছিলোঁ। বহু সৰু ল'ৰা ছোৱালীয়ে মোৰ উচ্চাৰণৰ ঠাট্টা কৰিছিল সেই সময়ত। যদিহে অসম যুৱ মঞ্চ সেইখিনি সময়ত থাকিলে হেতেন, আজি ময়ো সেই অলগদ্ধ, মক্কেল দৈত্যকেইতাৰ বিৰুদ্ধে FIR লগালোঁ হয়। বহু বছৰৰ খং বিলীন হৈ গ’লহেঁতেন 💔💔
🚨 ASSAM: TWO RENOWNED ASSAMESE STREAMERS ARRESTED OVER REMARKS ON UPPER ASSAM PEOPLE; ISSUES APOLOGY;
👉 Amguri Police arrested renowned Assamese streamers Dhiman Ray Choudhury and Pingal Pratyush over objectionable remarks made on social media about people from Upper Assam, including a comment that they cannot pronounce the letter ‘R’.
👉 The Asomiya Yuva Mancha had lodged a complaint against the two.
👉 Following their arrest, both issued an apology, assuring that they would not repeat such remarks in the future.
a whole bottle of sting fell on my 5 year old laptop. my first laptop ever.
can't even grieve properly thinking how much money i have to shell out.
my physical anchor archiving all my memories, of growing up as a lunatic highschooler to a uni student now, is now dead I think
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Confucius: “Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes."
had a melatonin gummy becoz i thought it was a solid midnight snack substitute.
then i followed it up with red bull because hydration is hydration at the end(?)
now my heart is in beast mode and my head weighs two stones extra
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life has been very unrelenting, punishing and overwhelming dis month but thanks to the niche nilgiri mess green chutney and me silently chuckling at philomena cunk sitting alone at the corner table during lunch time dat i finally got a lil fuel left to end this sem on a good note
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