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digital logbook. middle school humour-enjoyer trapped in a blissfully jailed final-year student. preposition hater. once i get a job i'll stop tweeting

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Joined March 2022
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i blame my twitter usage on growing up as a latchkey kid, with a clinically depressed father and a bpd/explosive disorder diagnosed mother
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idk how this guy has a girlfriend
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I forget sometimes that I have an actual blood related elder sibling I can annoy at any time of the day, beg money from and that I'm practically the child of all her frens too. will never give up the younger sibling card 😈
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i hope i finally make it far enough in life that somebody will bother to honeytrap me inshallah
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can't help but laugh at these new vaanar sena branches in assam and their jatt-cosplaying youth, whose single biggest contribution to the state's economy is prolly burning petrol doing endless gedi on nh27 wallahi the state falls to new lows everyday; I'm but a mere witness
Assam: Two streamers - Dhiman Raichoudhury & Pingal Pratyush Singh - have been detained by Amguri Police based on an FIR by Asomiya Yuva Mancha. Both the streamers mocked Upper Assamese Dialect. Beyond just ‘jokes’, they refused to apologise and instead said that they don’t give a fuck. Both later apologised.
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mmm today after my laptop's near death I searched up new laptops to potentially purchase, my 50k laptop features now appreciated at some 70ishk worth price. Alice huang, I hope the world is kinder to you
Praying she did a good job so China can mass produce and drive down prices
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me when i was typing this
hello guys i'm opening a dating app for loud extroverted women seeking shy, demure men who've never experienced a woman's touch and cannot hold any eye contact i need a coder, a vc, a marketer and importantly, an introverted, submissive man for demo purposes. thank you jai hind
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if jensen huang can be disloyal, ik zuck has been putting a show too. a show so well curated but so farcial i wouldnt be surprised if a similar news broke like this
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মৈয়ো সৰু থাকোতে 'ল' আৰু 'ৰ' উচ্চাৰণ কৰিব নোৱাৰিছিলোঁ। বহু সৰু ল'ৰা ছোৱালীয়ে মোৰ উচ্চাৰণৰ ঠাট্টা কৰিছিল সেই সময়ত। যদিহে অসম যুৱ মঞ্চ সেইখিনি সময়ত থাকিলে হেতেন, আজি ময়ো সেই অলগদ্ধ, মক্কেল দৈত্যকেইতাৰ বিৰুদ্ধে FIR লগালোঁ হয়। বহু বছৰৰ খং বিলীন হৈ গ’লহেঁতেন 💔💔
🚨 ASSAM: TWO RENOWNED ASSAMESE STREAMERS ARRESTED OVER REMARKS ON UPPER ASSAM PEOPLE; ISSUES APOLOGY; 👉 Amguri Police arrested renowned Assamese streamers Dhiman Ray Choudhury and Pingal Pratyush over objectionable remarks made on social media about people from Upper Assam, including a comment that they cannot pronounce the letter ‘R’. 👉 The Asomiya Yuva Mancha had lodged a complaint against the two. 👉 Following their arrest, both issued an apology, assuring that they would not repeat such remarks in the future.
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a whole bottle of sting fell on my 5 year old laptop. my first laptop ever. can't even grieve properly thinking how much money i have to shell out. my physical anchor archiving all my memories, of growing up as a lunatic highschooler to a uni student now, is now dead I think
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as my final act of self love ill get a hysterectomy om my 30th bday
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Confucius: “Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes."
had a melatonin gummy becoz i thought it was a solid midnight snack substitute. then i followed it up with red bull because hydration is hydration at the end(?) now my heart is in beast mode and my head weighs two stones extra
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thought it was a funny juxtaposition. i rely on neither that extensively anymore🧑🏽‍🩰
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Pawan Singh has tested for the role of James Bond
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final days of fuck it final year
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the diwali potluck party got bigger this year :)
i hosted a diwali party in my shoebox size of a hostel room 😋 heppy diwali everyone 🥰
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May your ambitions humble you
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Just rolled a joint. It was a pootharekulu
Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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"abhibas🫪" has been voted the Sexiest Rising Twitter User in Malayalam Manorama's Tell Me Why Kids' Digest Choice Poll
Jack Innanen voted Sexiest TikTok Star in PEOPLE Readers’ Choice Poll.
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life has been very unrelenting, punishing and overwhelming dis month but thanks to the niche nilgiri mess green chutney and me silently chuckling at philomena cunk sitting alone at the corner table during lunch time dat i finally got a lil fuel left to end this sem on a good note
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meme culture in general is so heavily male centric, it's these ocassional female representation here and there in these chud/loser memes that does smthing to my heart. inshallah, still a long way to go
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