I don't think we're alike at all

Albuquerque, India
Joined August 2022
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Laptop chors against shebas kati lulli June 2025 - laptop stolen from pg Dec 2025 - laptop stolen from a bus Whether in pg or on the bus, laptop chors has been giving this half lulli tingu fan sleepless nights.
𝗞𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗱 against Super Kings Franchise 2012 - Bowled (4-0-15-2) Spell & Won 2013 - Scored 57* (38) from 5/75 & Won 2013 - Took a stunning boundary catch to dismiss Dhoni when CSK needed 12 off final over & Won 2013 - Scored 60* (32) from 4/52 & Won Final 2015 - Scored 41 (17) & Won Qualifier 1 2015 - Scored 36 (18) & Won Final 2019 - Scored 41* (25) from 4/89 & Won Final 2021 - Scored 87* (34) in 219 Runchase 2025 - Scored 47* (22) in Q1 v Texas & Won 2026 - Made JSK pick him at the auction, only to withdraw later, allowing MICT to pick Hetmyer* Nothing new here! Whether on the field or off it, Pollard has been giving the Super Kings franchise sleepless nights for over a decade! 🥶🔥
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And to think of it. This is just 1/10th of the terrorism inflicted by Kohli in IPL 😭😭
Difference between DHONI. KOHLI
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ABD, MSD, KLR, VK be like every IPL
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a story in four parts with a happy ending
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Take me back 2019 man. Please
Hyderabad 59*(72) after 95-3
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Atleast we don't beat people up for not speaking our language
hindi speakers and north indians have the narcissim of americans without having the achievements to back it up
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Thala 🥶🙏🏼
Most T20I Runs for India in Death overs (Average/SR) ◎ 1140: Hardik Pandya (23/186) ◎ 856: MS Dhoni (34/161) ◎ 777: Virat Kohli (46/198) ◉ 462: Tilak Varma (𝟒𝟔/204) ◎ 455: Suryakumar (38/223) ◎ 392: Axar Patel (12/138) ◎ 390: Suresh Raina (20/171)
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Country so retarded that they think the solution for student suicides are fans with springs. Neanderthals were smarter.
🚨 A university in Gujarat is installing spring-loaded "anti-suicide" fans across its hostels.
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Eating good lately
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Kaash Dhoni bhi aisi flat pitches pe upar batting karne aata yaar😕
Blazing 62 off 38 against aus
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Harry choot double hundred when even sri lundka chases 430 😭😭😭😂😂😂✌🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 most fraud cricketer of all time
Will be relevant for the next decade and so periodt. #harrybrook #shubmangill
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Wo to Sachin sir ne t20is khele nahi warna yaha bhi top karte wo ❤️
Worst SR by Indian Batters in SENA T20Is (Min. 10 balls faced) 27.27 - Tilak Varma (3 off 11 v ENG) 33.33 - MS Dhoni (9 off 27 v AUS) 40.00 - Rishabh Pant (4 off 10 v NZ) 40.00 - Dinesh Karthik (6 off 15 v SA) 41.66 - MS Dhoni (5 off 12 v SA) 46.15 - Rishabh Pant (6 off 13 v NZ) 47.82 - MS Dhoni (11 off 23 v WI) 50.00 - Shubman Gill (5 off 10 v AUS) 54.54 - 𝗧𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗸 𝗩𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮 (6 off 11 v NZ)* 58.33 - Axar Patel (7 off 12 v AUS) #INDvsNZ
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Logged into the game just to see bhuvneshwar kumar kutai sesh ✌🏼
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Raat ke 3:31 am btw
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Bade bhai multiplayer bhot lag ho raha hai 🙏🏼team selection is also pretty confusing
cricket 07 with an online multiplayer mode. play with your friends all you need is a web browser link: cricket07.dhaiwat.com
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Jadeja's been doing this stuff day in and day out for the past 13 years. Absolute freak
best player in the world 🔥👊🫡
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"You're the smartest guy I ever met, and you're too dumb to see. He made up his mind 10 minutes ago" Best fucking line in the entire show
i gotta say, while cranston, paul and gunn do get their share of flowers for the brilliant acting performances, dean norris is by far the most underrated actor here for me. Some of the very best line deliveries of the show are from him. Didn’t expect such performance after S1.
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in 10 years i will still be under 30
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Hell yeah
in 10 years i will still be under 30
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good morning
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