𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩. 〆 NOT @TheVibeBri

The latino heat wasn’t enough to bring the fire. The boys burnt out faster than a candle. The Usos won’t be ready when we’re coming back around for a second shot.

#SmackDown ——————— I’m gonna need one of you to make it make sense to me. If The Viking Raiders cancelled out our competition… then we should advance automatically, am I wrong? Adam Pierce clearly playing favorites. Just say you like bald men with no swag behind them.

#SmackDown ——————— We had a problem with Ricochet and Braun Strowman coming in to replace Bang Bros. If plans were to have stayed the same, best believe Hit Row would’ve taken on the Usos. And guess what? We would’ve won. Trust.

#SmackDown ——————— What a shame, because you all were in for a performance of a lifetime! You thought you enjoyed our girl RiRi at the Super Bowl? Pssh, we had the SmackDown Bowl ready! Bray Wyatt and Howdy Doody— You’re gonna wish you didn’t interrupt Hit Row!

#SmackDown —————— Let them know that Top Dolla isn’t the one to be laughed at. We can be cool with anybody, we can laugh with you. The second you try playing the clown, the clown comes back to bite.

Who got the last laugh now? I’d say it’s probably time to dye your hair green, begin your villain origin story. But we know you got a problem with that idea. Why are you bald?

#Smackdown ——————— The tag team division has been needing a major change, something that’ll shake the industry. You just need the right competitors to make a hit.

Legado really did try it by having LaCienga get involved, but she didn’t make you proud. Sent them way down the waiting list, but maybe we’ll give you a chance. You just have to let B-Fab get her hands on mamacita for us to consider this.

#WWESmackdown ———————— We all know @HitsMadeFab can score a big bag. All the while, @LongLiveTheDoll/@BowOrBeBeheaded scored her points with luck, because Miss Chiquita would’ve left with a serious print to the face. And as for The Vikings, your norse myths made no noise.

Ratio.