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Oswald Cobblepot

@HobbledBird

I took the name they gave to weaken me and turned it into a strength. I'm the Penguin and this city is mine. My lucky charm: @MarvelShamrock. #GothamRP #Parody

 Ruling Gotham
Joined May 2014
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This is 10% luck. 20% skill. 15% concentrated power of will. 5% pleasure. 50% pain. And a 100% reason to remember the name.
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“Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.” - Tony Soprano
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Too petty to be pretty. #Gotham
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If Edward Nygma was a newspaper headline, he would read: World’s Smartest Idiot is Fooled Again.
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.....Fair. teapawt.net/marvelshamrock/status/…
Molly Cobblepot. (@MarvelShamrock) profile pictureMolly Cobblepot.@MarvelShamrock18 Apr 2018
“As soon as I deliver your child, then I’ll go back to said offer and think about it.” teapawt.net/hobbledbird/status/986…
Is it a crime to own pets in this city? I think not. teapawt.net/subtletyworks/status/9…
Aviary of Doom. One bird at a time.
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Does this mean you’re reconsidering my getting some....larger birds? teapawt.net/marvelshamrock/status/…
Molly Cobblepot. (@MarvelShamrock) profile pictureMolly Cobblepot.@MarvelShamrock14 Apr 2018
She bought this today. And she’s hanging it up. {@HobbledBird}
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...Nothing. Nothing. teapawt.net/marvelshamrock/status/…
Molly Cobblepot. (@MarvelShamrock) profile pictureMolly Cobblepot.@MarvelShamrock12 Feb 2018
"Wh--What did you do?" teapawt.net/HobbledBird/status/962…
/No/? I really thought you would say yes... Excuse me. I have to make some important phone calls. teapawt.net/marvelshamrock/status/…
Molly Cobblepot. (@MarvelShamrock) profile pictureMolly Cobblepot.@MarvelShamrock11 Feb 2018
"No." teapawt.net/HobbledBird/status/962…
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.....@MarvelShamrock.
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"Look, @HobbledBird. It's you."
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Well... I might have been involved. teapawt.net/marvelshamrock/status/…
Molly Cobblepot. (@MarvelShamrock) profile pictureMolly Cobblepot.@MarvelShamrock24 Oct 2017
"Did you do this, @HobbledBird?"
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Replying to @MarvelShamrock @HobbledBird
--a big, fancy wedding. All I need is this with the man I love."
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Replying to @HobbledBird
"Did you do all this?" She asked, staring up at the decorations in awe. "This. . .This is everything I dreamed of, you know. I don't need--
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All that's missing is @MarvelShamrock* Darling, are you ready?
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*the arrangements are made, the justice of the peace is here, along with a witness, and the backyard is decorated- simply, but elegantly.-
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....... teapawt.net/tfln/status/9157134157…
Texts From Last Night (@TFLN) profile pictureTexts From Last Night
@TFLN4 Oct 2017
(288): His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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Today is the day! *carefully gets up before @MarvelShamrock, gets dressed, and makes the necessary calls to organize the ceremony*
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Tomorrow at this time, she'll be Mrs. Cobblepot.
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...Wednesday's are slow crime days.
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