Just like people delete dating apps, I think I legitimately need to delete the scooter apps. I’ve had my fun, but I can’t do this anymore
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Chris Consoli retweeted
I love my Ravens I don’t know who the hell putting that false narrative out that I’m having thoughts about leaving stop tryna read my mind🙄
They should make a beer and call it Dry January so the drinkers can make fun of the people doing dry January like me. That would grind my gears
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Enough of the false narratives, all @Lj_era8 wants to do is get out there and BALL! He’s a certified winner™️, he loves Baldmore, and ain’t no way you can tell me otherwise! Born a Raven baby, Bengals betta watch out if he healthy! 😈
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Do you think that you could fill up your mouth with Listerine and survive a 10 minute Uber ride to the bars? Questions that need answers…
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Chris Consoli retweeted
Hey @ChipotleTweets if you’re not gonna let me inside a chipotle to order my food then make the salad dressing vinaigrette a side option on the app for orders other than salad !!!! – at Charlotte, NC
Saw a dude fully-masked up in his car, windows up who very-speedingly ran a red light. How much are you really about safety, guy?
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I just had a dream where Johnny Depp was the person in charge of creating schedules for my school, and I was lost & not sure which classes to go to. So I went to him an he printed me off a copy of a schedule from 2013 that was completely incorrect. Feel free to psychoanalyze me.
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I wanna say no, but the nickname “Poole party” is really making me forget about the award-winning producer. How can you not get behind a man whose best days are described as Poole parties?
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