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Updated by two guys and a girl who rarely take anything seriously. Hook 'Em!

Austin, Tx
Joined July 2009
What are you missing on Bluesky? Us! Come join us. #hookem #Longhorns
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Live shot of us deciding to move to the other place. Find us there. #Hookem
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We are on Bluesky giving expert analysis of this game. Join us! Same name; @hookemfans #hookem
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Hey Longhorns fans, join us over at the BlueSky app! We are Hookemfans over there, too, and we will be sharing our normal stupidity during tonight’s game there. #hookem
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Netflix must be run by a bunch of Aggies #TysonPaul
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The game so far: Yes, Quinn! No, Quinn! WTF, Quinn! WTF, Bert! WTF, Sark! Yes! We're back! #HookEm
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Take note, #SECrefs: That's a lot of potential bottle throwers. We ready. #HookEm
Are we in Nashville or Austin? #HookEm
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Oklahoma had an offensive coordinator? #HookEm
BREAKING: Seth Littrell is out as the #Sooners’ offensive coordinator after just eight games. Sources indicate tight ends coach Joe Jon Finley will take over as the principal playcaller. MORE ➡️ oklahoma.forums.rivals.com/f…
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Yeah, he might have to cancel one of the flyover jets or limit the drone show to one end of the stadium next time. .... Bigger crime Saturday night was committed by our O-line. #HookEm
Replying to @HookEmFans
Not a good look. @_delconte must be fuming.
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That ain't nothing, bro. Pretty sure my DKR bar tab exceeds $250K in non-conference games alone. #hookem
Texas is being $250,000 after their student section threw water bottles onto the field vs Georgia. Per the SEC, “The Conference is not suspending alcohol sales privileges for the University of Texas at this time but reserves the right to do so if other requirements are not met.”
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What’s thrown here changes the call. #hookem
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We might have too much money. #Hookem
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Thank you, cup throwers. #hookem.
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I’m seated near 1,000 former referees and we all agree that was BS. #hookem
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Deport that SOB. #hookem
Ted Cruz is at the game if you’re wondering why the Longhorns are getting their asses run out of the stadium
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Good news: Can confirm that the Horns returned to the field for the second half. #HookEm
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Kinda wish I was watching this game in Australia where the score would be reversed. #Hookem
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Or we could turn to me up here in Section 3. I’m sure I couldn’t put up any fewer points. #Hookem
Even though that series didn’t end in points - it felt less chaotic than Ewers. I hope we stick with Manning
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