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Jalapeno K.

@HoopTrainerJess

Love cilantro, hate Stevia.

Joined July 2012
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I made a meme. 🍕
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My cat already published a book of short poems called, "Things My Mom Won't Let Me Eat".
Joseph Massey (@jmasseypoet) profile pictureJoseph Massey
@jmasseypoetOct 28
I predict this will be a worldwide bestseller.
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The Dalbo Dog
@DalbodogOct 27
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Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 27
Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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Wow! 🤩 🩰
🦋 🌷Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻 (@Tiana_Celine_23) profile picture🦋 🌷Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻
@Tiana_Celine_23Oct 27
The "Prima Ballerina" fountain is located in Kosciuszko Square in the town center of Poddębice, Poland. Unveiled on August 3, 2024, this public installation features three ballerinas standing 2m tall, crafted by Polish sculptor Małgorzata Chodakowska who currently lives in Dresden. Her work lies at the intersection of sculpture and water installations and her portfolio includes projects in Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Chodakowska's work is undeniably wonderful!
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My dryer yells at me, too.
Judianna (@Judianna) profile pictureJudianna
@JudiannaOct 27
Rude.
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Now all I need is the party.
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my husband: "Stop feeding stray cats! They will never leave." also my husband: "I'm going to sleep outside to keep the stray cat warm."
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JoeyTuccio
@joey_tuccioOct 26
I’m voting for @SteveHiltonx because for years the city has not only let criminals kill countless dogs in Los Angeles, but the city allows those murderers to take a crap on the dogs’ graves afterwards.
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Judianna
@JudiannaOct 26
Fa la la la la…
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Danny Trejo
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Dogs are always welcome at Trejo's Tacos! 🌮
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😢 My first TV crush.
Judianna (@Judianna) profile pictureJudianna
@JudiannaOct 26
R.I.P. Ensign Pavel Chekov. 🛸🕊️😢 tmz.com/2026/10/26/walter-ko…
'Star Trek' Actor Walter Koenig Dead at 90

'Star Trek' Actor Walter Koenig Dead at 90

Walter Koenig -- the TV star best known for playing Ensign Pavel Chekov in the original "Star Trek" series -- has died ... TMZ has learned.

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California farming is the "salad bowl" of America. Meanwhile: NO ONE can figure out how to match the homeless with farming jobs instead of importing immigrant labor. #TeachAManToFish See The Wizard yet?
COPPER N AMERICAN INDIAN (AKA) NIIJI🐢 (@CopperAmerican) profile pictureCOPPER N AMERICAN INDIAN (AKA) NIIJI🐢@CopperAmericanOct 25
THIS IS WHAT DEMONRATS BRING TO THE TABLE
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If I could cook I would make this cake for @Opiumbrella 🐓
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Lock them in and bring back the games!
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@RadioGenoaOct 24
Chaos in Rome. Masked rioters storm the Colosseum, forcing the entrance barriers. "Peaceful protest" they say. Unbelievable.
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Lucy 🟦🟧@boohoo2259Oct 24
Me in my yoga pants.
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Steve Hilton
@SteveHiltonxOct 23
I’m going to make California the best state in America for dogs! And that means getting rid of POINTLESS killjoy rules through the Office of Fun and Freedom. My dogs, George and Penny, are very excited about this one.
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