This is literally "drive for show" vs "putt for dough" @PGATOUR @DellMatchPlay #Watson #Kisner #WGCMatchPlay
I think @PhilMickelson36 misses the green on purpose just so he can show off his chipping skills @PGATOUR @genesisopen #amazing
Hey @WishShopping and @facebook , I don't tweet much but why are you trying to sell me extremely cheap cocaine and a straw #Ineedanswers #Facebook #Wish #Whatasteal
heard a commercial for #stiffbullcoffee nothing better than finally getting rid of morning wood like giving yourself another erection
Glad I get to see @kylekinane in one week. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points #STL #kylekinane
1st date- that's a nice shirt
2nd date- another nice shirt
3rd date- that's the first shirt again
He only has 2 shirts
My date probably
My phone used to remind me to get up and walk around, now I get messages like this....feels good #FitIn2017
I don't know what's worse my girlfriend cheating on me with my best friend or Sergio winning #themasters #Fuck2017
I think Tiger in his prime couldn't even beat @DJohnsonPGA right now, some of the best golf I've ever seen #WGCMatchplay @PGATOUR
Rory of house Shaw
First of his name
The untrained
Breaker of leashes
And ruler of the backyard realm
@GameOfThrones #GameofThrones #GOT
Loaded up on @LogboatBrewing and @PineyRiverBrew for our drive back to Texas #BestBeerOfMissouri #BringItToTexas
*watches debate
*loads gun
*puts gun in mouth
*remebers he still hasn't watched the latest @BobsBurgersFOX
*puts gun back in closet
If i wasn't a Blues fan I would think everyone on social media just decided to hate me #LetsGoBlues #stlblues @StLouisBlues