Hiyoko Saionji 🐜💦

"Oh, goodness! Where's your parfait? Did you cry a river, put it in a little boat, and send it drifting off?? Is that what happened???"

"What are you 'wow' ing about? Misery chick! Go cry into your coffee! Nobody asked for your opinions!"

.... "I said I'm not doing it today! Get someone else to do it!" ..... "I don't care if they paid for it! Refund them, then!" .... "Then FIRE ME!"

"...Fuck. I miss Mahiru. Why hasn't she called me? Why hasn't she come to see me? Where is she? Where is she...?"

"TABLE 2 IS DINING AND DASHING!! SECURITY!!!"

"SECURITYYYYY~!!! DINE AND DAAAAAASH~~~!!!"

"..HHnngg...! HmnNNNGGG!!"

"... .. WHAT??"

"Hey, hey! You didn't pay! Are you trying to dine and dash on me??"

"I'm NOT DRINKING it, you little shit. I have to deal with perverts like you day in and day out. If you wanna see me drink something, YOU talk to the management. My job is to take orders, deliver them, and make small talk. You want anything more than that, TFB."

"Yes..! Fine! Whatever!" She spins on her heel and stomps off to the kitchen.

"Okay, okay, stop screaming!! Your voice sounds like Mickey Mouse being fed through a wheat thresher!"

*loses balance and falls over* "WAUGPHH!"

"Go to sleep!"

"I don't know! If I knew that, I wouldn't be here!"

"No! I didn't! I just got... Put here..."

"Sounds like a bunch of nonsense. Probably just an advertisement gimmick."