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In the top 1% of fastest Tetris players in the world. CS2 shitter. In my Miku/vocaloid era! SKOL

Joined July 2021
NEW 40 LINE SPRINT PB I finally cracked sub 37. with 102 pieces too ffs. I was stuck in 37 second hell for a while, i cracked sub 38 all the way back in October 2024. Finally leveled up. Top 0.77% global.
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Getting off Fortnite for the night only for my friend to found the a pirate tokon
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Hey
It's about this point in the season that I realize that the Vikings offense is never going to click and I lose hope
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They came!!! I got three albums by kinoue64. If you like vocaloid and shoegaze you should absolutely 1000% listen to this guy's music
I ordered some CDs on Bandcamp from Japan and I just saw my street name got autocorrected by one letter. if this package doesn't get to me I'm really gonna do it
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WHITOID SPOTTED! SAY GOODBYE CRACKA!
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
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Being an athlete is so funny dude imagine doing good at work and then they take you for your glasses
Aaron Ashby's glasses have been inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame His 18 scoreless innings pitched are the most ever by a reliever in a single postseason (via @baseballhall)
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Halloween is on the horizon 👀
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I ordered some CDs on Bandcamp from Japan and I just saw my street name got autocorrected by one letter. if this package doesn't get to me I'm really gonna do it
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Hopporto retweeted
This may be my stupidest comic so far
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People like this are 10 million times more annoying than actual larpers
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Frutiger elbow
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We would like to share an important message regarding #PokemonUNITE. 🔽 Click here to learn more pkmn.news/47K8Udh
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People finding out folding phones are fragile is really funny. Like yeah man no shit. I've owned two, they're time bombs. Day to day it's fine, but if you drop it wrong one time it's going to break! Even the ones that pass the jerryrigeverything bend test!
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Folding phones are incredible, if I made more money I would've kept buying them! But they are inherently fragile things. Those Galaxy Z Folds that JRE bends that "survive" are not going to last another couple weeks probably before the main screen breaks and/or the hinge fails
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We can't make stickers like this anymore. We don't know how.
cracked open a 20 year old nokia phone i had in a drawer and look at this sticker on the battery
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Smoking Big Doinks — Young King Dave (2017)
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Replying to @Vikings
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It's about this point in the season that I realize that the Vikings offense is never going to click and I lose hope
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IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
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