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Peter B. Parker

@HorizonGeek

I used to be the kid taking pictures of @AmazingSpiderMn, after a few visits and explanations towards my résumé, I became one of the big brains at Horizon Labs.

 New York City
Joined May 2012
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Totally okay.
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That's.. Okay... I totally didn't need those for a presentation on monday. Nope.
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Err... The original one.
I'll be disappointed if she hasn't watched Karate Kid.
Well May, it looks like it's time for you to practice karate. teapawt.net/SpiderGirlMay/status/6…
May 'Mayday' Parker (@SpiderGirlMay) profile pictureMay 'Mayday' Parker@SpiderGirlMay21 Jun 2015
Benjy, I said color Dad's card not the walls!
Not to mention the fact that she looks like she should be teaming up with giant robots that can change into automobiles nowadays.
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I wonder why April hasn't been showing up to work lately, and when she does, why does she smell like sewer water?
Can't wait to drink the Dr. Pepper I was saving all day.
It's been a long, hard day. Babysitting and work today were both killer, but at least Benjy's asleep now.
Oh God, that letter..
Why is Jason Vorhees at Horizon?
I just found something unpleasant in the air vent, and something else tells me the Diaper Fairy didn't put it there.
You got a problem with my black suit dancing swagger, boi? *Pelvic thrusts* #FakeRP
I don't know what this McGinnis is, but it sounds disappointing. #FakeRP
Why are there hearts over the purple iguanas?
Talk about hintay fantasies.
And now the iguanas are beating up a samurai and a brain with tentacles.
I don't think I can ever look at yellow jumpsuits the same way again.
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.. There's a note from her boyfriend attached to these and I really didn't need to know the contents written on it.. Oh God..
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And her metaphors.
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