This is the way - Sing the abduction song - Self-taught pro wrestler - Bouncy boi - Pro masochist - Probably a cryptid - Coming to eat your cereal
Horrorwood, CA
Joined February 2025
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Allow me to introduce myself!
Name’s Talia. But you can call me Tyler Albright!
Saw wrestling on TV once, thought “that’s dope. I wanna do that!”, hopped onto my trampoline and taught myself! My buddy dave said “you’re pretty good” and pushed me to hit the big leagues
Congratulations, @HeStaysGold. I’m so happy for you and so proud of you
Tyler “Alien” Albright retweeted
//I hope it doesn’t have to be said but just in case: I’m never going to shill X premium, I have standards😂
On top of that, if I make an alt, I have more creativity than to make “Alexis Lemon again” type energy. If there’s an “alt” anywhere, it’s not me
“You can’t be aromantic and married at the same time!”
Tap the mfing sign
I’m ace and I hate myself quite a bit but I also recognize I’m way better than homophobes in ever conceivable way
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I’ve been pronouncing Texas as “tey-has” just to see how @HeStaysGold and @TheKaijuKid react. In this essay i intend to-
…I let someone in a fucking skirt beat me?
Former BWF World Champion @LimitlessZoe and the young OG with a new attitude, @HorrorwoodsOwn, kick off an action packed episode of LW Adrenaline! Can Cooper break her string of bad luck before the Gauntlet Run, or will Albright pick up another big win? youtu.be/5PpcMvd2vpY
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🏠 House Show Results - 4/30/2026
Elena Douglas def. Tyler Albright by disqualification
Raya Hope Inella def. Jessica Carter by submission
Joseph Stanton def. Kyle Reddick by pinfall
ONNA def. Poema Tua by pinfall
Vesper Venom def. Tamara Samuels by pinfall
Victoria Drake def. Kimberly Hart by pinfall
#Wrestling #HouseShow
#splatwrestling
A running back is a great choice. He might win Super Bowl MVP one day. Surely they wouldn’t let him go. Nobody with a brain would
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plant yes eat meat.
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🏠 House Show Results - 4/23/2026
Kyle Reddick def. Raya Hope Inella
Tyler Albright def. Skylar Sweeney by submission
Jessica Carter def. Victoria Drake by pinfall
Poema Tua def. Julian Ward by pinfall
Elena Douglas def. Vesper Venom by pinfall.
Xander Hayes def. Kimberly Hart by submission
#Wrestling #HouseShow #splatwrestling
The me from a few months ago would be lucky to get one win. Now I’m at .500 and third amongst the whole roster
Who says crime doesn’t pay?
The only thing that’s coming to me is what I’ve worked for and earned in my career. Just because nobody will give me the opportunity fairly doesn’t mean I won’t take it unfairly if I have to.
[REVIEW] @srslyent Splat! Wrestling TV (4/18/2026) Review: A Clean, Focused Developmental Show That Let Its Future Stars Actually Shine
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Tyler “Alien” Albright retweeted
Starting next week, Splat Wrestling TV is now Splat! Wrestling SMASH!
"This isn't a fair fight!" he says...
Life isn't fair. Isn't that what they say? I just learned to stop fighting it.
Did you miss last night’s edition of Splat! Wrestling? Never fear! We have the replay now available!
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I fucking hate all of this.
🏠 House Show Results - 4/17/2026
Raya Hope Inella def. Joseph Stanton by submission.
Elena Douglas def. Skylar Sweeney
Jessica Carter def. Grant Maddox by submission
Tamara Samuels def. Poema Tua
ONNA def. Tyler Albright by countout
Xander Hayes def. Vesper Venom by pinfall
#Wrestling #HouseShow
#splatwrestling